ShitBit

A bracelet that measures how much you crap in a 24 hour period.

I just got a SHITBIT and was amazed by the massive amount of huge turds that I pushed out yesterday!

by Major Thomas May 11, 2018

Shitbitch

My friend Uthmon

Shitbitch Uthmon!

by TrumpTheKiđkissingSexoffenđer. October 22, 2020

Shitbrick

A car so so shit it is comparable to a brick a construction company wouldn't even use too build, even the shady construction companies won't use it.

Wouw this thing drives like a shitbrick, it's a shitbrick

Wouw this Volkswagen polo drives like a shitbrick, like all Volkswagen polo's

by UltimateGeniuses November 9, 2021

shitbait

someone you use to lure in a death threat.

jimmy you shitbait come here!!!

by YUUUUUHHHHHHh March 1, 2022

shitbrate

To celebrate something you shouldn't be celebrating

The Russians shitbrated victory day back in may 8!
I know, I really don't like how they are using a holiday for political propaganda

by caspianseaisalake June 3, 2022

Shitbitch

Someone who talks shit behind others' back, when they can't defend themselves, but won't address the same problems to that person's face- like a bitch

Person X has been complaining about their coworkers but you know they would never say it to their face- what a shitbitch.

by anonymous January 26, 2023

Shitbits

(Noun) The small toilet paper bits that get stuck in the crack of your ass and only get removed in the shower.

Hey Henry! I took a shower today and you wouldn't believe the number of shitbits I had

by Cattard April 4, 2023