Swifties

A game that consists of jerking off as many times as you can in one hour. It is often played competitively when in High school or College but can also be played solo against your own personal record. It is generally based on the honor system but use of officials to judge and the requirement of evidence is not unheard of.

Teacher: So class, what did you do over the Christmas Break?

Student 1: Swifties 4! A new personal record

Student 2: Seriously?! 4 wow I barely got 3

Teacher: What are you guys talking about, what is Swifties?

Student 1: Uhh....it's a new video game

by Tvan12 December 4, 2009

swifties smp

a minecraft server designed for swifties - taylor swift fans (aka morons). this server was a bigger disappointment than me which is QUITE impressive.

swifties smp is a piece of shit.

by ghostindress • planetcruella April 24, 2022

shitties

an informal form of shit

oh shitties, she just queffed

by PLAYA P 02 January 13, 2004

shittiest

.adj - The epitome of being "The Shit". The pinnacle of awesomeness. The opposite of retardism.

You're the shit if you can pop a wheelie on your motorcycle. You're the shittiest if you can do a stoppie with a supermodel riding bitch.

Bill: Dude! I'm the shit!

Ted: No dude, that guy is the shittiest! Oh damn, how does she do that with her helmet on?

by Smiley1eye March 11, 2008

Shitties

A pair of unsatisfying titties, probably an A or B-cup, or if they sag down to the knees

Fuckboi 1 "Damn I slept with Jessica last night"

Fuckboi 2 "Did she have dem titties?"

Fuckboi 1 "Nahh brah, she had shitties, like max a 82-A"

by Niggerfaggotgayretard February 27, 2016

shitties

complete ruination (see definition)

oh shitties, im ruined.

by playap02 January 14, 2004

lizzy shitties

to have fly away hairs; frizzies.

girl: oi, i've got some terrible lizzy shitties today nicole!
girl two: put some frizz control in your hair, that'll smooth 'em down.

by kvickers88 October 1, 2007