Surcharge

Occurs when a man is engaging in sexual intercourse with more than one female partner simultaneously. During intercourse, anal penetration may take place. After the male genitalia has fully penetrated the female's anal cavity, the woman will place the penis back into her mouth  This is commonly referred to as "Ass to Mouth" (ATM). A "surcharge" occurs if the woman placing the post-anal activity penis in her mouth is a partner other than the original recipient of anal sex.  The name originates in the common practice of financial institutions charging an additional fee or "surcharge" for making a withdrawal from a third-party ATM.

Your mom, who you known quite the ATM machine, doesn't mind the surcharge with my friend, Nikki. What fun she is.

by Craig from Philly July 8, 2010

Sturch

Essex based slut or whore

She's a bit of a Sturch

by Leaven November 22, 2004

scorched earf

An imperfectly waxed pussy.

Now I done heard of trimmin the hedges...but you done scorched the earf.

by B. Kendall February 15, 2005

snurch

To steal or swipe an available item. Usually used in a joking manner.

That is so cool! I'm snurching it, if you don't mind.

by Snerkist February 22, 2005

Spurchase

Spur of the moment purchase - an impulse buy often without thought or planning.

A 'spurchase' may lead to buyers remorse, and depending on what you spurchased, it may lead to ridicule, embarrassment and a trip back to the store for a refund.

Dude, I just spurchased a new camera!

by makrin April 4, 2010

sturchase

1. a stoned purchase.
2. a purchase made while under the influence of marijuana.

Dude, that $8000 Persian rug I bought in China was such a sturchase!

by Rach Rocka July 21, 2012

Scorched Connelly

An alcohol beverage enjoyed in Northern Canada that consists of 1 oz. of Scotch, 12 oz. of Molson Canadian (or the like), bitters and lime. Order is important. The “serpent,” which is a term given by Scotch connoisseurs to the alcohol fumes locked in Scotch, should be released by a drop or two of distilled water before beer is added. This cocktail is served primarily to complement the live viewing of any number of recreation-level ice sports, such as hockey, curling or figure skating.

The drink’s name combines a colloquial curling expression given to a type shot delivered with excessive force and no outwardly discernable strategy other than to “let the chips fall where they may,” as well as a popular name of Scottish heritage.

A variant that uses rye and ice shavings instead of Scotch and water is referred to as a Zamboni Man.

"We were up by two in the ninth end when Andy put his brain in neutral and sent a scorcher into the house that left the other team lying two with a shot to the button for the win. He apologized and promised to buy Scorched Connellys all night long. We’re good."

by BelieveAnything January 20, 2014