scratcher

Bed. Where one might sleep.

I need to hit the scratcher cuz I'm knackered.

by jane April 6, 2005

head scratcher

1. Noun. Any particularily puzzling event or object which prompts a puzzled scratch of the head.

2. Head scratch. Verb. Most common reaction when one spots a set of man boobs - especially when the man who is sporting the boobs is not exactly large or fat, and the occurance of the man boobs is puzzlesome, prompting the observer to scratch their head in curiosity

(Jeny scratches her head, looking puzzled)
"Jeny, why are you scratching your head?" asks Michelle.

"Well, look." (points toward a young man.) "He has man boobs... but he isnt fat." Jeny replies.

"Hmmm," ponders Michelle. "Thats a real Head Scratcher."

by mac n fode August 10, 2006

scratcher

An inexperienced, untalented, unclean and untrained tattooer. Though usually found working out of home kitchens, they have been known to find work in disreputable tattoo shops. The word "Scratcher" comes from the look of the, so called "tattoos", they produce. Looking more like colored scratchs, than recognizable images.

"Dang man, I got a tat-gun. I'll hook you up in my trailer for a case'a'bud" Phrase frequently used by scratchers

by Bottlevsface December 28, 2005

cunt scratchers

A crude terminology for ones fingers, most often used by bogans or workers in a trade-type evironment.

Oi Andy, wrap your cunt scratchers around this fridge... it's fuckin heavy and i need some help lifting it

by Capalaba scum October 8, 2007

scratcher

A tattoo artist who is untrained and usually can't tatoo worth a shit. They frequently place their clients health at risk by re-using needles, not sterilizing equipment, and not covering their machines.

"Wow, that tattoo looks all splotchy and blurred. You're artist is a fucking scratcher!"

by NChick1987 December 28, 2005

stretched quimosine

An extremely elongated fanny that has taken plenty of people for a ride.

I heard Betty has a stretched quimosine.

by ButtMonkeyUK June 12, 2009

Scrotcher

cross between a scratch and crotch, for a male or female who habitually scratches their crotch, possibly in an attempt to relieve sexual itch

That guys a scrotcher for sure. Andy hasn't got any in weeks he's tuning out to be a right scrotcher.

by Ed and steve August 19, 2008