Dan: huh? Is that lady on our team a splonce?
Rex: sure looks like it with how badly she wants to get to a child’s splatzone…
Dan: guess she’s a squid inside of a kid…
Rex: sure looks like it with how badly she wants to get to a child’s splatzone…
Dan: guess she’s a squid inside of a kid…
by PenisQueefer692572 February 28, 2023
Get the Splonce mug.To grab a woman's breasts from the outer side and squeeze them together toward the middle, ie, pushing inward from the outside, so that they are tightly squeezed together.
by Autodonk April 28, 2009
Get the scronch mug.A term used to describe a ginger person. Usually considered as an insult. Offensive in some countries.
"Oh my god look at that scronch!"
"Shut up scronch, your opinion counts for nothing"
"Now listen son, I dont care about your sexuality, whatever makes you happy, but if you marry a scronch I swear I will disown you and you will no longer be considered part of the family"
"Shut up scronch, your opinion counts for nothing"
"Now listen son, I dont care about your sexuality, whatever makes you happy, but if you marry a scronch I swear I will disown you and you will no longer be considered part of the family"
by Katie the Scronch March 4, 2005
Get the scronch mug.by Scronch hating Megan July 31, 2006
Get the Scronch mug.A type of tennis hit. Can be used as both a noun and a verb. A scronch occurs when one player hits the tennis ball such that it lands at the feet of an opposing player. The scronch hit causes the opposing player to scramble around trying to hit the ball back.
Due to their nature, a scronch is a very hard hit to return for novice players, and only those players highly skilled in the game of tennis can master both the scronch and the scronch-return. Oftentimes a novice player can perform scronches on accident, and gain an advantage over their opponent.
Due to their nature, a scronch is a very hard hit to return for novice players, and only those players highly skilled in the game of tennis can master both the scronch and the scronch-return. Oftentimes a novice player can perform scronches on accident, and gain an advantage over their opponent.
1. noun
Man, did you see that scronch i just hit? There was no way he could have returned that!
2. verb
Bystander: You lost to Mike in Tennis? How the fuck did that happen?
Player: I couldn't return any of his shots. That bastard kept scronching me.
Man, did you see that scronch i just hit? There was no way he could have returned that!
2. verb
Bystander: You lost to Mike in Tennis? How the fuck did that happen?
Player: I couldn't return any of his shots. That bastard kept scronching me.
by Scronch Master October 21, 2010
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Get the Sconce mug.A form of cider, fermented using a rather unusual method.
Rotten apples are inserted into a particularly active woman's vagina, preferrably from the county of Somerset.
The apples ferment with the yeast in the volunteer's genitalia and, when ready, can either be consumed from the vagina itself or 'squinced' out into another container.
Once a month, special 'Strawberry' Sconce can be brewed.
Rotten apples are inserted into a particularly active woman's vagina, preferrably from the county of Somerset.
The apples ferment with the yeast in the volunteer's genitalia and, when ready, can either be consumed from the vagina itself or 'squinced' out into another container.
Once a month, special 'Strawberry' Sconce can be brewed.
by Somerset Expert December 6, 2009
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