Mississipi slinky slap

The mississipi slinky slap is when you pull your moist dick out of another man and and he procedes to grasp it until it turns blue, then he will give it a nice slap with a 2 by 4. This will knock your balls into your own asshole. Illegal in all countries.

When tim pulled the mississipi slinky slap on me, i couldnt get my balls out of my ass for a week.

by Slapyoballswitha2by4 November 15, 2017

Slinky

Adjective, describing someone as wiry and flexible. A skinny person. Someone likely to flip over.

Slinky girls are so much fun, they are energetic and love to bend over backwards.

by vosenterprises January 15, 2015

Slinky

Pulling off a god-like move in tetris

*Mel puts the tetramino down in a tough position and clears 4 rows at once* "My gosh that was slinky!"

by wannabetetrisgod June 10, 2010

slink

to shamefully leave the dwelling place of another in the early morning after having hooked up with that person

"So morning came around, and you didn't feel like sticking around for the awkward conversation, so you left a nice note and you slinked on home."
"I didn't slink!"
"What time was it?"
"Seven, maybe eight AM?"
"And you purposely avoided flushing her toilet?"
"Yeah..."
"You slinked, my friend."

by Moggraider July 8, 2009

Slinkerknot

Someone without the ability to speak in the present tense.

Jon: *drinking beer* Wow, this beer tasted real good, and it's gonna be remarkably smooth.

Canadian: Wow, what a Slinkerknot

by ASovietUnicorn September 13, 2011

slinkle

(verb)
SLeep + tINKLE

to urinate while in a quasi-sleep stage.
nocturnal urination.

At about three o'clock last night, I got out of bed with a full bladder and found my way to the bathroom to slinkle without turning on the lights so I wouldn't wake up.

by Tommy Kaye June 2, 2008

THE SLINKY

The Slinky: When you face your wife or girlfriend, cup your right hand under her left breast.
Then cup your left hand under her right breast, while lifting your right hand drop your left hand.
Then lift your left hand and drop your right hand, continulosely repeat while humming the Slinky Jingle.

Who would of guess that playing The Slinky can be foreplay. It's true The Slinky is fun for a girl and a boy!!!!

by Bam068 May 4, 2018