Person 1: "Woah, Who's that?"
Person 2: "oh, him? Thats john, the schlong man"
Person 1: "What's a schlong man?"
Person 2: "It the guy with the schlongest dick"
Person 2: "oh, him? Thats john, the schlong man"
Person 1: "What's a schlong man?"
Person 2: "It the guy with the schlongest dick"
by Th3Frog May 18, 2020
Get the Schlong man mug.A man of peculiar character, who is too cool for school. The easy target he is, he gets irritated too easily. This makes him an even easier target. Although he has an imposing nature people typically ignore not only his opinion but also his persona. His high pitched battle cry "Krghaaa" announces his imminent arrival.
Pronunciation: //:ʃlɔnts//
Plural: Schlonzens
Note: Never to be used in direct speech when talking to the Schlonz.
Pronunciation: //:ʃlɔnts//
Plural: Schlonzens
Note: Never to be used in direct speech when talking to the Schlonz.
Example #1:
"Dude, are you really gonna smoke at a gas station?"
*man don't care*
"Maaan, he's such a Schlonz."
Example #2:
"Dude, we've been waiting for 20 minutes for you to get ready. What the f*** have you been up to, dude?"
"Chill the f*** down, I was tryna get my cologne to match my moustache. Just because you uncivilized folk don't care about your fragrance..."
"What a Schlonz move, dude."
Example #3:
*Schlonz getting rejected by the fourth woman that night; thus obviously destroying some trashcans on the street*
"Dude, get over yourself."
"Krghaaa..." *while Schlonz destroys another trashcan on the street*
"Some day he's gotta stop being such a Schlonz!"
Example #4:
"Dude, did you see that white boi in the Golf blasting Arab music?"
"What a Schlonz..."
"Dude, are you really gonna smoke at a gas station?"
*man don't care*
"Maaan, he's such a Schlonz."
Example #2:
"Dude, we've been waiting for 20 minutes for you to get ready. What the f*** have you been up to, dude?"
"Chill the f*** down, I was tryna get my cologne to match my moustache. Just because you uncivilized folk don't care about your fragrance..."
"What a Schlonz move, dude."
Example #3:
*Schlonz getting rejected by the fourth woman that night; thus obviously destroying some trashcans on the street*
"Dude, get over yourself."
"Krghaaa..." *while Schlonz destroys another trashcan on the street*
"Some day he's gotta stop being such a Schlonz!"
Example #4:
"Dude, did you see that white boi in the Golf blasting Arab music?"
"What a Schlonz..."
by maeshlboi August 12, 2020
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A king of simps. Simp is someone who put people that they like in a pedestal treating them like they are royalty.
Schlongsimp is someone like Juan. Juan was playing with his friends. Maria asked if Juan wanted to play, so Juan said that he was too tired, betraying his friends, and went to play lol with his simp queen!
by NeguP0 December 17, 2020
Get the SCHLONGSIMP mug.When a male has his dick partially erected, sits down, bends the dick under the asshole and shits on it in order to pleasure himself.
Mark: Dude, you should try schlong shitting one day. Wednesday I tried it and my tip was fizzing the whole time.
Arnold: Goddman you’re weird man
Arnold: Goddman you’re weird man
by Schlongass April 29, 2021
Get the Schlong shitting mug.Slang term for a man with a huge penis. Generally the term is used on a man that has a very thick and very long penis both unerect and erect.
Larry: Bend over you bitch and take my big schlong!
Barry: Stick that big schlong up my arse! Yeh!
Larry: You like it like that don't 'cha bitch!?
Barry: Stick that big schlong up my arse! Yeh!
Larry: You like it like that don't 'cha bitch!?
by Simon Whiteside February 3, 2005
Get the big schlong mug.John ruined his sister's wedding when he drunkenly whipped out his schlong in front of everyone at the reception.
by Aw yeah February 22, 2005
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