schwingle

Happy, go-lucky penis.

Must be Christmas, look at my smiley schwingle!

by Mighty Large April 26, 2007

schindler

Verb, to schindler. Having regrets of the "If only..." and "I should have..." kind.

From the movie "Schindler's List".

John: I should have left a bigger tip.
Mary: Your tip was generous enough, stop schindlering.

or

John: If only she didn't sleep around so much I'd marry her.
Mary: Get on with your life. Don't schindler yourself to death!

by GWMcL September 9, 2007

Schwing!

Word representing an erection one has upon glancing at an attractive woman.

"Look at that babe...schwing!"

by x January 31, 2003

ralf schwidlewski

The most amazing person ever addressed as the sexiest and funniest man alive.

Girl 1: "who is that"
Girl 2: "Ralf Schwidlewski"
Girl 1 and 2: "omg he's so hot"

by RalfCKS October 18, 2020

Schindler's Dick

Extreme shrinkage of the male member causing it to appear uncircumcised along with the inability to achieve an erection typically due to the consumption of amphetamines.

Jim: What it is? Did you finally bang Jessica last night?

Jerry: Fuck no, man. I had a bad case of Schindler's dick from that Adderall I took. I ended up fingerbanging her while she played with my windsock all night.

by Slippy Dickerson November 13, 2011

For the schwinn!

A biker expression for a stunt pulled on a bike that can only be summarized as badass, or for the win, except in biker terms.

"Holy shit! He did did a 360 on his bike"
"For the schwinn!"

by HailHypnotoad September 28, 2008

Schwinn

1. Name of a brand of popular bicycle.
2. Term originated at the University of Central Florida in the fall of 1999, to describe a loose woman whom every person has coitus with, or in layman's terms, everybody can screw, similar to a town bicycle.

"Yo, that dumb schwinn will bang you if you give her the time of day!"

by The Stallion October 30, 2004