Schwepper

A female who you would like to have sexual interactions with for the night, and only that night. See: Bop.

Mark: Man, where the schweppers at?

Marty: I think I see a few over there, man.

Mark: No man, that's some flops.

Marty: Yeah you're right man, flopzillas in this bitch.

by The Bop Crew September 8, 2010

Schwerk

A cross between a Schwank and a Twerk.

A sexual act combining defication with masturbation while vigorously shaking your Gluteus Maximus.

It's Friday, I'm really in the mood for a schwerk tonight.

by thedags August 30, 2013

Schwert

Derived from the words "sweet" and "shart". Meaning: the smell of a woman combined with something sickening.

I walked in that bathroom right after a woman took a huge shit! It smelled schwert.

by TheHeadmaster95 March 31, 2015

schweppicure

Kings among men.
Best people in the world, for they have achieved schweppes.

You schweppicure you.

by Bucky O' Hare July 24, 2008

Schwerdtfeger

-An asshole that masturbates too much to fat porn, has long curly hair, doesn't shave his pubes, and refers to poop & penis jokes way to much.

"My dad said all I have to do in life is succeed in become a Schwerdtfeger and he would die happy."

by Alfred Lloyd October 8, 2008

Schwepp

Absolutley anything.

Dude, that chick is SCHWEPP!
Did you really do that? Cause if you did, I'm gonna give you a schwepping!
"Dude, I got a date with Catie!" "SCHWEPP!"

by Martin June 29, 2003

Schwep

Adj. a person who is in poor favor; someone who is infuriating; someone who is unhelpful

V. schweppin: the act of being a schwep

The schwep beat me for forty bucks, dude.

Dude said he ain't coming tonight, he's schweppin.

by Boy Judas July 28, 2014