schtanket

The one blanket in your household that you use to pass gas in and try, and possibly fail, to hide from others

Pass the schtanket; I had beans tonight!

by Cameltwah December 15, 2020

schlinked

essentially when someone gets knocked the fuck out.

a friend: “if bro keeps talking shit he’s gonna get schlinked.”

by lindsee2lit September 2, 2023

schwank

a sexual act combining defication with masturbation

"i'm off to the loo for a schwank.... shan't be long"

by jeff wode May 8, 2004

Schmaked

Getting drunk, or the act of drunkenness

Tyler was so schmacked last night that his teeth hurt. PBA I'm schmacked! Let's get schmaked

by Dawgman1 April 21, 2017

Schwandered

Verb.
The act of having your girlfriend taken

I was with her for 4 years and I got Schwandered.

by wvratchet November 17, 2009

Schenked

When a guy makes out with a girl who is blackout drunk even tho her friends told him specifically not too. Can also be known as schenking someone or pulling a schenk.

Yo did you hear Steven schenked Alexa last night.

by SeñorPancakes July 30, 2020

schwander

One who bums rides off friends because he is too lazy to get his liscence

I hate driving him around all the time, he's such a Schwander

by Kobe!! June 16, 2015