wanger schlanger

a wanger schalnger is a type of german sausage, but since it will be said very seldom in this sense, if you hear it anywhere outside germany, the likelihood is that the person saying it is referring to a penis.

"oh man, my wanger schlanger got covered in shit last nite after i bum fucked your dad"

by matt December 2, 2003

Schmandrew

Usually referring to one with an obsession with a particular animal.

Schmandrew has a large collection of Donald Duck items

by SwindySwoo February 5, 2010

Schwagger

The lame attempt at having swagger. Posing as though you're cool, when you are the furthest thing from cool.

"did you see that douchebag schwaggering to the bathroom? what a poser"

by ChairlockGolmz September 15, 2011

cock schwacker

A person that takes his penis and bends it back into his asshole for pleasure.

Casey is a cock schwacker, he likes his cock in his asshole! haha

by Steve The Choad Pirate June 26, 2006

Schwager

A.K.A. an abnormal erection.

May last for upwards of four hours, causes are rooted from male enlargement medications or cheap prositutes.

Finally, the last meaning/synonym is a cheap jew who no one likes in the Franklin County Area.

Dude I totally had a Schwager before I came to your house.

I can't believe you were friends with a Schwager.

Natalie was sucking on a Schwager today.

by Schwagerlovers November 25, 2009

schwane

something totally cool. worthy of the words: sweet and beans.
OR
a response said only because you weren't really paying attention to the conversation.

dude1: "you know the lottery?"
dude2: "yea..."
dude1: "yea, well, i won it."
dude2: "schwane."

dude1: "I set fire to my old lady's cat the other day"
dude2: "schwane."

by theeflyer October 17, 2008

schwanding

A term coined by the Johnjay and Rich radio show. It means "show bonding."

Everyone on the show participated in a juice cleanse as a schwanding activity.

by SegNerd September 15, 2019