Schmickled

Getting drunk, hammered, wasted, plastered, shitfaced, intoxicated, lit, tipsy and boozed up.

"Bruh last night I got so schmickled I threw up on myself."

by JohnJayDoe December 19, 2019

Schmuckler

A person with multifaceted skills in sports and partying. Usually used in concert with “mofo”

That schmuckler is The Mofo! He can play 10 sports and then solve a puzzle in 10 seconds while drinking 10 beers and dragging 10 dates. What a legend.

by JSize March 3, 2021

Schmuckle Fucks

When someone insults you then immediately attempts to engage in intercourse (oral, anal, vaginal, or other) in order to not get slapped.

After calling me a beach wacker she knew it was time for some schmuckle fucks in order to not get the slap down.

by Impudicus March 23, 2021

Schmeckle

Aka crumbs. Little pieces of mystery food on your face and chest.

“ Mike has popcorn schmeckle all over his beard and tshirt. I wonder if he went to the movies today? “

by Redshorts69 February 8, 2022

schmuckledunse

A 'schmuckledunse' is an individual suffering from schmuckledunse-disease.

My japanese friend has caught a severe case of schmuckledunse-disease. He's such a schmuckledunse.

by Bangerboy2348723 May 6, 2022

Schmeckle

A first decentralized logarithmic blockchain-based cryptocurrency.

- Hey man, how many schmeckles for 3 silver spoons?
- 3 Schmeckles, bro

by noturregularrusky August 7, 2022

Schanklet

A very stabbable person.

"I just stabbed that schanklet down the road, mate. He's dead now."

by bandit4k December 8, 2022