schoening

a bro who is large, in most respects

max is such a schoening, he towers over us all

by accccm March 10, 2009

schorse

i small yet wide blonde person who has incredibly big gums and teeth. the teeth stick so far out of schorse's mouth that he/she appears as a horse. also schorse's can sometimes have sex with many boys, and they occasionally like to get their rat out.

schorse's resemble a horse due to their particular large overbight, very sensitive and is often heard neighing in stables and eating carrots and hay.

the schorse was making out/giving head to a boy and her over bight was hurting his cock

by utopia.blabla November 7, 2009

schobel

A schobel is a useless person, that does nothing except for use air (that other people could use), this person is friends with all the people you hate and treats you badly for no reason.
Don't be friends with a schobel!

The opposite of schobel is shrek

- Have you made some process while working on your presentation with John?
- No, he'll never help me, he is just complaining, he's a schobel

by i love pigeons :))) May 19, 2021

sloppy schoeb steamer cream

When a man spits and shits on a girls vagina then mixes them together for a lubricant. It is also known to heal minor herpes outbreaks.

If you're worried that girl has the herp, give her some sloppy schoeb steamer cream.

by badhatter88 October 11, 2011

Caleb Schreur

This kid is such a great guy. He is funny and kind and many people that don't truly know him think he's obnoxious. But the few that actually care to know him know the truth. Yes, it is true he does have his moments, but honestly that's not what stands out in him the most. Calebs are usually blonde with blue eyes but some have brown hair and eyes. He wants to make a lot of friends and be liked and wants to be everything for his friends. He says sorry a lot too. He is very musically and mathematically inclined. I hope that all Calebs will find someone they truly adore!

Person 1:"OMG did you see that guy?"
Person 2: "Oh yeah, that's definately Caleb Schreur!"

by SatineKidman01 March 16, 2021

Schreiber

a high school located in port washington, new york. much more diverse than surrounding schools like manhasset. schreiber has a pretty solid mix of kids. There are some typical long island dbags who think there the shit, but other kids are chill. schreiber sucks at pretty much every sport. jv football is filled with midgets, and bball now has kids who wouldnt make the team at a real sports school. lax is pretty big, and the team's solid. teachers are for the most paid laid back and pretty chill, tho a few should definitely be fired.

its pretty good academically too...even some dumb kids end up going to good colleges because of schreiber's reputation.

most kids live the "work hard, party hard" lifestyle.

overall, a pretty good place to go to high school

I'm smart, somewhat involved in my community, play a few sports, and pretty arrogant. I'm a typical kid in schreiber.

I'm so glad I go to schreiber and not manhasset.

I'm a total dipshit, but somehow I got into NYU. going to schreiber definitely helped.

by ohleeeeeeeeerd July 24, 2011

schoenweiss

To give a raw handjob, resulting in a red, chaffed and swollen penis. The penis resembles a glass Coke bottle.

Erin asked Brandon if she should put some water on her hand to make the hanjob lubricated. Brandon sighed and poorly agreed. He paid for his mistake when he went to the bathroom the next morning and discovered he had been schoenweissed.

by Charles Ducovny December 28, 2007