schnurple

when you milk your grundle and wipe the juice under an unsuspecting friends nostrils

Hey Billy, go give Johny a Schnurple... he'll like that. kekeke

by PooN December 17, 2003

Schmup

A friend in a group who when sex is brought up he over saturates the dialogue with how he you all sodomized one particular girl from high school and everyone in the group knows he’s the one who pre-cummed by the time she got around to him, a decade later.

He’s so full of shit, we all know he’s completely celibate, he’s a Schmup.

by Mojoprick January 12, 2019

Schmurick

Schmurik derives from the latin Schamoo Ricotta. Used between the dates of 1730 and 1780 to describe the buggery of ones cousins.

My dear Mr Darcy you schmurickster you.

by JLove August 3, 2004

Schmupping

Pronunciation shh-muh-ping

The art of idle and unfavourable gossip/bad-mouthing centred around either a celebrity or civilian that is of shared interest to a group of people.

Schmupping targets are usually co-workers, ex-partners, and anyone famous.

by LH8 October 23, 2007

Schmurred

When you smear and blur a drawing or something written.

The word Schmurred is not interchangeable with the words smeared or blurred. The item must have been smeared and blurred for the term "Schmurred" to be applicable

i wiped my hand across this picture i just drew and it schmurred!

by Mrs_Lawliet November 16, 2009

Schzurp

The sound of a booty jumping on Lil' Wayne's lap, comparable to the sound a large truck makes when it goes into reverse.

Also, the sound of intercourse.

"I'll make that ass jump like schzurp schzurp"

"Dude, I heard you and your booty call last night. All I heard was schzurp schzurp and I couldn't sleep. Keep the schzurp down next time."

by Instereotegrilatorialator March 16, 2010

schlurple

The act of drinking, not quite noisily enough to be called slurping, yet still louder than a sip.

It’s a common pet peeve in England to schlurple your tea in front of guests!

by chezswirl December 1, 2019