schmecken

This word is recommended for use on a younger sibling of whom smells and looks like a dog. It is a command used as a method of telling someone to rub their face into something, such as food or shite, just as a dog would do.

"dont tell mum coz if u do you must schmecken these" (pointing to nana's cottontails)

by umbie March 24, 2004

schmickle

An almost tickle. When someone starts to tickle you but doesn't actually do it. Often when someone says they aren't going to tickle you, the schmickle is the end result. It is usually just a touch without the actual tickle action but drives you crazy anyway.

Just touching my foot schmickles so don't do it!

by Alex's girl March 8, 2007

Vim Schmacked

A drunken typo of the expression "I'm schmacked", which is referring to being very fucked up on alcohol or xanax. When at a party, one will shout "Vim schmacked", or "I'm vim schmacked", to let the others know how fucked up he/she is. "Vim" is often used as a stand alone term for drinking and becoming intoxicated, and can be alternated into terms such as "Vimmy", or "Vimmer".

Shaan: Wanna come to the party on my boat tonight? I'm gonna be vim schmacked.

Rammer: No thanks man, my brother is having a banger in his garage, my levels of vim will be through the roof.
Shaan: Real shit?

by CONFBOYS August 15, 2017

schmeckel

The Yiddish term for the forskin of the penis.

Irving had his schmeckel sliced off by a mohel at his briss.
They served a nice deli platter too.

by David Glaiser April 3, 2008

schmick

To schmick someone means to initiate sexual intercourse with an asleep partner. The partner initiating the intercourse will need lubricant.

It is a german-austrian expression.

I schmicked my girlfriend at 4am this morning.
I got slapped tonight for trying to schmick my girlfriend.

by Hasadeur12 November 8, 2011

Schmidget

(n); A midget, usually with a snarling and angry temper, sometimes refers to goblins as well; Someone who is hated by all becuase they are mormon

Wink was attacked by a schmidget after he refused to give it some candy; Flint is a schimdget

by midgetsnatcher August 21, 2003

schmeckel

A jewish penis freckel

Jhonny pulled his pants down to reveal his schmeckel

by Pal Penis March 24, 2007