schmeeckle

The act of picking one's ass with a straw to relieve an itch.

After that 3 hour movie I have to schmeeckle like a motherfucker!

by VoIP October 24, 2003

schmee

1. A small penis infected with Peyronie's Disease.
2. A crooked little weiner.
3. Used figuratively to describe anything crooked.

1. Man I wish I didn't have Peyronie's, girls don't like it.
2. Haha, look at that schmee.
3. I don't want to eat this schmee popscicle, you shouldn't have let it melt.

by Zachary Kamm January 7, 2008

Schmeez

marijuana weed maryjane pot etc.

Yo, I finally got some schmeez!

by </////////////>~~~~~ December 22, 2008

Schmeterlich

A way to express anger. This word comes from a german word “Schmeterling” which stands for a butterfly.

for example you drop something and yell “schmeterlich” instead of “fuck” od “shit“

by SlutforHarryStyles June 13, 2021

Schmeted

Verb: To get Utterly obliterated and thwarted

Joe got Schmeted when the semi truck ran him over

by FartFart420 February 12, 2022

Schmate Man VICK

An arrogant person who tries to convince people of a false history behind his family name. Often also heard falsely touting relations to famous people of yore. Generally perceived to be a liar.

Bob Fytzgaruld: Did you know that my last name is pronounced "Lincoln"? And Abraham Lincoln was my great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandfather.

Smart woman: Avast, you rogue. These are lies of the most detestable sort. I perceive you as a Schmate Man VICK and thus a teller of falsehoods.

by SuperMegaFoxyAwesomeHot23 January 23, 2011

Shmeter Peter

The word for a small penis

A.J. has such a Shmeter peter

by Aaaaye jay May 20, 2014