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Schmeeper

Quirky and mischievous creatures that dwell in the deepest recesses of the imagination. Resembling a cross between a fluffy bunny and a mischievous imp, schmeepers are known for their ability to create delightful chaos and bring unexpected joy to those who encounter them. They are masters of mischief, often found rearranging objects, leaving whimsical surprises, and playing harmless pranks. Legend has it that if you catch a schmeeper in the act, you'll be blessed with good luck and an everlasting sense of wonder. While schmeepers may be elusive and hard to spot, their presence can be felt in moments of childlike delight and unexplained serendipity.
Catch that schmeeper before it steals your shoe!
by Zephyr Nightshade May 19, 2023
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Schmeiderer

A beastly group of ninjas occupying most of Southern Asia. They are deadly with the skill of killing someone with a post-it. They can also tame wild big cats, using only a piece of meat and a rope. They can defeat the pirates because they also sail very well. They are also stealthy and besides being ninjas they double as spies. The Schmeiderers are a large clan and if you cross them then you should look out.
Wow! Those Schmeiderer's are so beastly in the art of killing someone with a Post-It!

Apparantly, one of those Schmeiderer girls got into the top FBI building and stole some Top-Secret papers. And, the FBI had no idea that someone was even in the building!

Those Schmeiderer ninjas are amazing! You don't even see them coming!
by ninjaC December 20, 2009
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Schmeer

When a woman gets her vagge scraped.
I had a schmeer this mornin' with doc papinhimer.
by HourEugh May 26, 2018
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schmende

used to describe someone when they're being a jerk or being stupid in general; can be used in conjuction with 'douche'.
Dude #1: Dude. did you see that asshole over there yellin at his girl like that?

Dude #2: Yeah he's such a schmende.

Dude #1: Jeez. what a douche.
by Irritated Negress July 18, 2006
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Schlender

An Incredibly long, drawn out crap involving excessive amounts of grunting and ginormous Logs.
Dude, Ryan just clogged the Toilet with a huge Schlender! Gross!
by The Phi Tau's November 11, 2004
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Samantha Schenker

A sad loner with a bird named cooper
Do you know Samantha schenker

Yea shes a loner
by ur so dumb October 20, 2020
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schenker

He's really annoying and tries to hit girls ,but sucks at it.
I love u. Stop being a schenker
by Usjahw February 24, 2017
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