schlorkied

Midwestern slang for when a guy dresses up in a maid outfit and get bum fucked in a bathroom stall

Did you hear about how marcus got schlorkied yesterday?
Yeah pretty wild of him to do something like that.

by fliip3 January 21, 2022

Schloom

1)A term of greeting, used in small informal groups of friends: usually associated with randomness.

2. Term used when bored to start some randomness, lighten the mood, or change the subject

1. Bob (spots Jay): Schloom
Jay: oh hey whats up Bob

2. Joe: god this sucks
Dave:yeah i know
Jim: Schloom
Dave: wtf..lol
Joe: haha

by D-Nog February 20, 2009

Schlorp

in between a liquid and a solid (soup, jello, yogurt, etc)

I can't wait to schlorp my soup later!

by spookytoad February 24, 2021

schlomping

The act of sitting on the toilet and masterbating while simultaneously defecating.

The aim of the participant is to reach point of ejaculation at the same point in time that the faeces are exiting the anus which will supposedly result in a higher amount of pleasure being experienced than with a conventional orgasm.

"That guy's a total weirdo - I heard he's into schlomping."

by IncognitoD July 5, 2009

schloomp

1) The mating call of the legendary sex plunger

*schloomp*....*schloomp*..........*schlooooomp*

by ::Odd:: May 30, 2005

Schlompticox

The sound that comes out of a zebra's butt.

"Did you hear that schlompticox at the zebra exhibit?

by Derp Derpinson July 14, 2014

schlorp a dork

1. A slang phrase for "suck a dick" or "perform oral sex on a man."

2. To apply excessive saliva to a whale penis (see "dork" in dictionary)

1. Kathy was on a dry streak of five months and was just dying to schlorp a dork.

2. After Amanda was thrown overboard, she schlorped so much dork that 50% of the ocean became comprised of whale ejaculate.

3. John: "I hate you."
Todd: "Go schlorp a dork, John."

by Ywertq November 16, 2010