Schleem

A type of faerie which tends to hover near large industrial rolls of bubble wrap, furiously beating its wings in the hope that someone or some thing will approach and slowly wrap the faerie in bubble wrap while whispering sweet nothings into its ears.

You: "Brandon what the hell is that noise? It sounds like a chicken being tickled to death by a sawzall"
Brandon: "It's that damn schleem again, Uline sent us too much bubble wrap and we couldn't fit it all in the safe"

by plandemic_hoax August 5, 2020

schleep

the act of 'sleeping'

holy moly, i'm so tired. i think i will go to schleep. night night.

by My name is Broo. August 28, 2004

Schleep

When you touch a single cell onto your sleeping area and you immediately lose consciousness.

Past-tense: Schlept
Present-tense: Schleep

When I get home I'm going to schleep, hard.

by Riton October 10, 2018

schlemy

The itchy, scratchy, annoying feeling in the back of your throat that you just can't ever get rid of... it's a parasite, similar to a leech.

My neck is killing me.... I've had this schlemy for about 3 weeks now.

by Dickie Greenfield September 29, 2005

Schlaggin Shaginsins Disease

A disease that makes the palm of ones hand sweat profusely. The symptoms for this disease include the following, hot hands, sneezing more than five times in a row while sounding like a duck, and finally random anger fits. This disease was named after a fellow who discovered the disease. Though that was not his real name it sure was his nick name.

Little Jimmy gave Big Billy a high five. Little Jimmy realized his hands had sweat on them. Little Jimmy glanced at Big Billy's hands and noticed that he had Schlaggin Shaginsins Disease.

by Bob Trivioni September 23, 2008

schlagheck

A bomb ass art teacher who is a great guy to have a conversation with.
Drinks tons of water and is swimming in women.

Man that guy is such a Schlagheck

by WomanLover69 May 13, 2018

schlag on my knob

A shot consisting of 1 part Goldschlager and 1 part Knob Creek whiskey. Receiving a Schlag on my Knob from somebody is an indication of their desire for you to perform oral sex on them.

Bill was ordering a Schlag on my Knob for all the girls and pretty boys in the bar last night.

by bmb5220 January 7, 2017