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schibetta

to be raped in jail by a large black inmate, usually named adebisi.

from the hit hbo original series, Oz.
Overweight Tyrone, after being released from prison, proclaimed to a rival gang member, "I'm going to Schibetta you tonight while you are sleeping" after watching an episode of Oz.
by Ryan O'Reilly November 19, 2007
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Scheizer Noozle

The scheizer noozle is the fine German art form of gently fucking a sleeping or passed out girl in the ass.
We went out for sauer kraut and a few pilsner's but she passed out in the cab on the way home. I had to carry her up two stories to my flat and put her in bed. When undressing her plump milk fed ass I couldn't help but spread those golden german cheeks and give her a good scheizer noozle.
by jrlitterateur May 1, 2020
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scheiße

"Scheiße" means the word shit in German!
Scheiße, ließ ich die Schlüssel im Auto. (Shit, I left the keys in the car.)
by Asuka-a-a May 30, 2008
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scheißenfreude

To derive pleasure from watching someone else lose their shit. A combination of schadenfreude and scheiße.
"Dude, did you see Bob's meltdown in the break room the other day when he saw that someone threw out his week-old sandwich? We were all enjoying the scheißenfreude."
by Peter Gryphon January 13, 2007
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scheidemuffin

adj. (shy-deh-muf-fin) mixture of the German word "scheide" or vagina, and a muffin. Usually used to describe a "nor-cal bra" who is full of STDs derived from bleach-blonde, oompa-loompa-orange sluts. In most cases they deserve a junkpunch or kick to the freakishly white bleached teeth. However, this can also be used to describe your best friend if they are of Austrian descent.
Person 1: Check out that scheidemuffin in the lifted truck

Person 2:He and his boyfriend are about to get drunk go to town on each other.

Person 1: Then afterword talk about how drunk they drove that one time, how many skanky slampieces they've been with and how hella sick having syphilis is.

or

Thanks for being my wingman tonight Martin, you're my favorite scheidemuffin! No homo
by dirty530GRANDE April 24, 2010
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scheidelled

Adjective

1. Extremely complex and difficult to follow.
2. Needlessly over engineered.

synonyms: convoluted, serpentine, labyrinthine, tortuous, tangled
antonyms: straightforward
Man this system is totally scheidelled.
by ewconti September 20, 2016
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schezbeckeled

1. When you have consumed absorbent amounts of alcoholic beverages and can not longer make sounds life decisions.

2. How the French decorate their houses
3. when you spell "spellcheck" wrong
Me: "Yo, I got Schmammered last night."
D: "Yo, don't you mean schezbeckeled?"

I was in Paris and noticed these schezbeckeled places where all these schezbeckeled people lived.

Me: " How do you spell, spellcheck?"
urban dictionary: "Schezbeckeled"
by Day Pore EE June 4, 2018
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