Skip to main content

scatter laughs

Scatter laughs is when you laugh at something, think about it again and laugh again, then think about it again and laugh again.
Person 1: damn, your scatter laughs are interrupting class!

Person 2: fuck off
by soph_2121 September 19, 2023
mugGet the scatter laughsmug.

Scatterer

Someone who leaves their crap in various spots around a room, then forgetting to pick-up any of the crap that was left.
You left your glass on the table, your shoes by the stairs, forgot to pick up the pizza box off the floor. Jesus, your such a scatterer!
by APatC October 25, 2010
mugGet the Scatterermug.

Scattered

Legit the best song from Green Day's album "Nimrod".
Well, I've got some scattered pictures lying on my bedroom floor
Reminds me of the times we've shared
Makes me wish that you were here, 'cause
Now it seems I've forgotten my purpose in this life
Well, all the songs have been erased
Guess I've learned from my mistakes, well
Open the past and present now, and we are there
Story to tell, and I am listening
Open the past and present and the future too
It's all I've got, and I'm giving it to you
Well, loose ends tied in knots, leaving a lump down in my throat
Well, gagging on a souvenir
Lived to fill another year
We'll drag it on and on until my skin is ripped to shreds
Well, leaving myself open wide
Living out a sacrifice, well
Open the past and present now, and we are there
Story to tell, and I am listening
Open the past and present and the future too
It's all I've got, and I'm giving it to you
If you got no one
And I've got no place to go
Would it be alright?
Could it be alright?
Well, I've got some scattered pictures lying on my bedroom floor
Reminds me of the times we shared
Makes me wish that you were here, 'cause
Now it seems I've forgotten my purpose in this life
Well, ll the songs have been erased
Guess I've learned from my mistakes, well
Open the past and present now, and we are there
Story to tell, and I am listening
Open the past and present and the future too
It's all I've got, and I'm giving it to you
It's all I've got, and I'm giving it to you
by UltimateDoge May 25, 2022
mugGet the Scatteredmug.

Scatter Shower

An abundance of gun fire sent towards the opposition.
“I can put it on yo head and send a scatter shower
by Rocklin 2011 January 30, 2021
mugGet the Scatter Showermug.

Scattere

An Italian word that means scattered brain (pronounced scatter-ray)
I am so scattere about this homework!
by Fathomium November 21, 2021
mugGet the Scatteremug.

Scatter hoarding

When a guy stuffs his nuts inside a vagina or butthole.
My girl warmed me up with a handjob while I was scatter hoarding my nuts last winter.
by C-leezy March 31, 2023
mugGet the Scatter hoardingmug.

Compton scattering

What a white guy in an Enyce or Fubu outfit that doesn't do anything but listen to Ice Cube and Ice T records all day would do if he was really in Compton, every time, any time.
I've just been laying here bleeding out like a lamb since the Compton scattering incident, scared to get up again. They just got so mean since we fell out, they're bad seeds and they've been scaring me lately. They got me looking over both shoulders.
by Solid Mantis May 8, 2021
mugGet the Compton scatteringmug.

Share this definition