Satchel Ass

1. A man with an ass wider than his shoulders (or the ass of said man); such people are satchel asses and are not to be trusted.

You're a satchel ass, Mick Foley. Satchel Ass! SATCHEL ASS!!!

by ScottBoulder August 22, 2010

rape satchel

To rape someone so hard in a type of competitive environment, there are only partial bodily remains left. These remains are then stored in a satchel to confirm the severity of the rapeage.

Dude! I totally laid the rape satchel on you in that last round of Black Ops!

by -Samax- December 16, 2010

Cum satchel

When you use a vacuum cleaner to masturbate and use a shamwow to clean up the mess and put it in your satchel and bring it to the sperm bank to sell for a minimum of $69 and a maximum of $6969

"Dude I just got 69 dollars with my cum satchel method ways!"

by Cum sack June 14, 2013

sachary

The hottest and loveliest girl you will ever meet. Born in December is sag and is better than you honestly. See her once, it's love at first sight. Really cool and fun. Play video games. Can be girly or tomboyish, preferred as a lady because she is in between.

girl #1: I wish I was sachary
girl #2: yeah she gets all the guys
girl # 3: This is so unfair!

by Crazy Sag November 3, 2021

Sachie

A Japanese name meaning 'Branch of Happniess". Are very genuine and caring individuals. Have a strong sense of duty towards their family. Always smiling and laughing. Loyal and pure. Modest and humble. Smart but gullible. Sachies also are tigresses in bed. Also very very very stubborn.

Oh, that beautiful and awesome girl that snagged you on your trip to Japan must be Sachie.

by Johnath Cutestory February 7, 2010

Sacha Baron Cohen

A Jewish guy from Britain who is famous for Borat,Ali G and Bruno.
Very funny,often mocks his race e.g 'Throw the Jew down the well', uses shock humor and tries to bring out peoples prejudices.

Cooooooollll guy

S: Did you see Sacha Baron Cohen
D: NO!? WHERE IS HE?
S: HE IS STANDING RIGHT THERE,HOW CAN YOU NOT SEE HIM!?
D: WHATT? WHERE?
S: THERE, HE IS RIGHT THERE *points*
D: OHHHH HEY SACHA!

by Iamsocool95 August 28, 2009

sachok

A slang for "Handsome" or "Good looking" in Singapore. /sʌtʃɒk/

"Damn, he's so sachok!" hot

by Boorip December 28, 2013