snapathetic

who cares? no big deal...

Obama stepped in it with Daschle...oh snap!

I'm snapathetic about the whole deal... Obama's still the man!

by doingalittle paperwork February 4, 2009

Apathetic Jackass

A person who doesn't give a shit no matter what. They don't care about anyone and they have no pride. Anyone who would rather sit around and jack off rather than taking the time to get a real girlfriend. Usually spend their paycheck at strip clubs.

Mike just doesn't give a shit. He spent his entire paycheck at the strip club on strippers because he can't get a girlfriend and doesn't care about anything or anyone. What an apathetic jackass!

by Seth Martin Dresser December 21, 2013

Simpathetic

A writing trope where a scorned lover is supposed to be sympathetic to the audience, but comes off as a Simp.

F. Scott: Gatsby is a disillusion lover
Audience reading the book: So, he is Simpathetic?

by Pineappleman684 September 8, 2020

Gapathetic

One who does not care that the Gap is a major sweatshop abuser that exploits those in Third World countries by paying them the tiniest wage possible while the companies makes millions.

She was completely gapathetic about her new t-shirt from the Gap with the logo emblazoned on her chest.

by wakingdreams January 16, 2005

sympathetic pat on shoulder

A gesture that declares you a poor person stuck in an unforgivable hole that you cannot get out of and also implying that people watch you from afar, wishing they could help, wish your problems will subside, but will never do anything for you. Oh, well.

Guy 1: Dude, I just I'm failing two classes and I don't have time to be at work and at school.
Guy 2: Dude... I failed a class once. I was never good at P.E. *Sympathetic Pat on shoulder*

by MasterNaz February 9, 2014

Sympathetic Vagina

One who cares for the plight of the penis, but also fucks shit up and kicks people's asses, ninja style .

i'm a sympathetic vagina, but please...that guy needs his ass beat...ninja style!

by Sympathetic Vagina March 6, 2005

gapathetic

adj. less than dynamic apparel or ensemble; used most effectively in regard to unnecessary amounts of cop-out neutrals, with emphasis on cargo khaki and military-toned tees.

tom: anna, we're going to the oscars; don't you have anything more appropriate?
anna: yeah, but i couldn't decide. besides, you can't go wrong with powder blue and bootcut khaki's, right?
tom: when did you become so gapathetic?
anna: . . . what if they were cords?

by titanicpony March 18, 2008