Runka

A green warrior. Earth friendly king. Organic. Planet friendly.

I like Obama. He is a true Runka fighting all these global deniers

My house is Runka. True Green and True Organic!

by King Green March 4, 2010

Runke

The Norwegian word for jerk off.
Runke is also the norwegian word for wank, but unlike wank you can not say: din runker (you wanker). runke is only a verb and cannot describe a person.

runke - runker - runket
jerk off - jerking off - jerked off

in stead of runke, you can also say: onanere, masturbere, nappe løken, lade hagla, gyte laksen, kvele kobraen, polere stanga, and so on.

Onani, onana
onanering gjør meg gla'
jeg trenger ingen venner
når jeg har mine hender

Jeg runker! - I'm jerking off!

by KussenX March 31, 2009

Runkel

A town in Hesse, Germany along the Lahn River in the Limburg-Weilburg district. Complete with castle. Not to be confused with Runkle.

Person 1: I so want to visit Runkel.
Person 2: I know really! I hear it has a castle.

by WhoDaresWins February 3, 2010

runka runka

The swamp guitar on songs by bands either Southern in origin (Georgia Satellites) or bands that would very much like to be (Creedence Clearwater Revival).

Oh I love the runka runka guitar on Creedence's version of Dale Hawkins' 'Susie Q.'

by epsteinsmutha March 13, 2011

runkie

To Runkie (verb) (2000); to rub one's behind on another's personal property whilst sitting down

"Aw man! Patrick just runkied my pencil bag! That shit is really starting to get old."

by Wade Bass March 10, 2008

Going Runkle

The act of pumping one's fist in the air triumphantly while finishing masturbation.

"What happened to your hand dude?"
"When I was twisting off last night I started going Runkle and accidentally punched out my window."

by Caff3131 December 17, 2009

Runkybum

adjective/noun: 1. A flatulent backside; 2. a malodorous individual

1. Eating those six jars of past-their sellby date peanut butter has made you a proper runkybum! (also runkyarse)

2. You haven't bathed for over a week now, You're a proper runkybum!

by The Man from MilkTray April 3, 2010