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rumple foreskin

rumple foreskin

noun
1.
a member of society, usually a dumbass, who when asked "what are you doing", will respond to the question with "chopping wood with my shirt off and committing tax fraud".

this person may also: talk about the McDonald's Hamburglar, play the 1982 Phil Collins song "I Don't Care Anymore" while doing a Dark Souls run, fill up bottles of piss while playing a truck driving simulator, fixate on train surfing through Sub-Saharan Africa in a coal cart while haggling with the African people.
"Hey, rumple foreskin, you roll dumpy blunts and your Backwoods are dumb as shit"

"Shut up dump-ass. I bet you couldn't even handle driving on the show ice road truckers"

"Shut up darsh"
by Hunkle October 3, 2022
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Rumple Minze Rules

A set of Golden Tee tournament rules which involve shots of Rumple Minze in exchange for stroke reduction.
“Why didn’t he come to training today.”

“He won the Golden Tee tournament. It was Rumple Minze Rules.”
by Que Bola Asere January 9, 2024
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Rumple Grundy

When in a face down doggy style position. Place a foot on her face, and with you big toe, give her a slight fishhook.
Man one: How was your tinder date?
Man two: Great! She ended up face down ass up so I planted a foot and gave her a Rumple Grundy.
by BeaverCualking September 15, 2025
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the rumple stiltskin

when an old man with a limp, crinkly old penis has sex with a sheep, and then watches his wife masterbate to the tape of it
yo old man funston and his girl rumple stiltskined our sheep!
by dragonslayer1111 January 15, 2003
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Front Rumple

Front rumple is when you fart and it goes forward instead of to the side, and it makes that awkward flappity noise. It can happen to a guy or a girl, and it needed a name!
"Dude, i totally just farted and it front rumpled"

"Hahaha, i just front rumpled, hold your nose, it's a good one"
by Ms. Cutthroatt November 2, 2009
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Wish Rumple

When a bitch hop on dat dick and he say no
He didn’t wanna catch that fade so he wish rumpled her
by YeeYeeHowdyPartner July 31, 2019
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Rumble Roses

Rumble Roses is an all-female wrestling game from Konami, which takes the WWE Smackdown gameplay engine, and basically, cashes in on a Konami protocol pertaining to the overall beauty of gorgeous female characters.

Rumble Roses received horrific reviews, but fuck them I say. Rumble Roses is pure cheesecake. With 10,000 polygons per character (each of whom are cute, hot, or beautiful, depending on your perspective), loads of secrets, and the best wrestling engine in the business, you really could do worse.
"Dixie Clemets is my favorite rose. -^-^- But so is Bloody Shadow, 'cause I have a thing for female ninjas.....ahh, I can't make up my mind, once again...^.^ "
-me
by Dave December 28, 2004
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