ripe poop

poop fresh from the anus. just plopped into the toilet bowl. usually green or a light brown

bob: yo dude
billy: hm?
bob: i just had a ripe poop
billy: that's..cool..

by biblically correct. March 17, 2023

ripe rock

the most fresh being of human beings. Ripe rocks are legendary beings, but can be officially unripened if is acting like a finning roongg.

my boi hern is one of the ripest rocks on the planet.

the only two ripe rocks who can not be unripened are Dwayne Johnson (is the rock) and Elvis Presley (king of rock)

by The Man Wilhelm All Sacks. December 03, 2019

Squeeze-ripe

When you think the fruit or vegetable you're buying is ripe, but it only feels that way because other people have been squeezing it.

I ended up throwing out the mango I bought. I thought it would taste good, but it was only squeeze-ripe.

by AndreaMcN July 12, 2018

Ripe for the fuckin

something or someone that's ready to be fucked

"that chick is smokin"
"your damn right she is shes ripe for the fuckin"

by Amanda . August 19, 2008

Riped-Up

When someone is beyond turnt

Tyler was absolutely riped-up

by Drizzle31 February 02, 2016

reeling-ripe

Drunk enough to be on the verge of reeling.

The reeling-ripe husband struggled to keep his balance as he exited the bar.

by Shrewsbury October 26, 2011

ripe shit

The smelliest largest deuce you have ever taken in your entire life. Stinks up the bathroom so bad you can barely breathe

God damn my nigga I just took a ripe shit! I swear it made my eyes tear up dog!!

by Afatbluewalrus April 05, 2015