ripe rock

the most fresh being of human beings. Ripe rocks are legendary beings, but can be officially unripened if is acting like a finning roongg.

my boi hern is one of the ripest rocks on the planet.

the only two ripe rocks who can not be unripened are Dwayne Johnson (is the rock) and Elvis Presley (king of rock)

by The Man Wilhelm All Sacks. December 3, 2019

ripe poop

poop fresh from the anus. just plopped into the toilet bowl. usually green or a light brown

bob: yo dude
billy: hm?
bob: i just had a ripe poop
billy: that's..cool..

by biblically correct. March 17, 2023

Ripe for the fuckin

something or someone that's ready to be fucked

"that chick is smokin"
"your damn right she is shes ripe for the fuckin"

by Amanda . October 12, 2008

Riped-Up

When someone is beyond turnt

Tyler was absolutely riped-up

by Drizzle31 October 6, 2016

ripe cherry

A nice ass you see on a girl you like

Dam you see Ashley's ass that's a ripe cherry

by Thecatshouse May 17, 2016

reeling-ripe

Drunk enough to be on the verge of reeling.

The reeling-ripe husband struggled to keep his balance as he exited the bar.

by Shrewsbury October 26, 2011

Ripe pussy

When your girls pussy taste like them pennies

Babe you know I love the taste of your ripe pussy

by Rank dadd September 6, 2019