Vagina Retriever

(n) any cute dog of any breed, who is obtained by a single male and trained to do tricks for the sole purpose of meeting girls.

"He may be a mutt to the American Kennel Club, but with his arsenal of tricks and big sad eyes, Max is a purebred Vagina Retriever."

by Wicked Pissah L.A. December 17, 2009

ex-post retracto

The term for when you leave a response to someone's post, then they take down the post.

My brilliant response to their Facebook status update was ex-post retractoed when they deleted their status.

by Dr John April 1, 2010

Retreat , Texas

Home of the late Beeman's Schoolhouse and the legendary philosopher Michael H. Derryberry.

Jethro Hickinboots - You here about Booby Bruce down in Retreat , Texas ?

Jim Bobberson - Why no I did not , please do tell.

Jethro Hickinboots - His wife cheats on him with the Wi-Fi technician.

Jim Bobberson - Dad gummit I knew it !

by Microwave_Confessions September 29, 2020

tactical retreat

1. (Verb) A more manly and sophisticated way of running away.

I got really nervous, so instead of turning into a blathering idiot, I decided to pull a tactical retreat.

by HeyItzZephyr November 28, 2014

No Retreat, No surrender

It's Spartan Law

No Retreat, No surrender.That is spartan law. And by spartan law, we will stand. And we will fight.

by Centurion Jhon July 6, 2014

Retrid

A retarded way to say retard.

He is such a retrid.

by dream-team-of-mean August 19, 2008

Creep-retrieved

1. adj. Describes a piece of information or data that was acquired using the means of Facebook, or other social networking sites, or other means, such as through friends.

2. v. The past tense of acquiring a piece of data or information by Facebook "creeping", or using other means. "Creep-retrieve" is the present tense.

1. Oh yeah, his girlfriend's name is creep-retrieved.

2. Yeah, I only know that because I creep-retrieved it.

by iimnaiklt March 11, 2010