Pounding Recession
Pounding Recession by orlandobloomingonion November 15, 2009
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Relationship Recession
Jack- "Me and the wife have had less sex these past two months than any time before."
John- "It sounds like you're in a relationship recession."
John- "It sounds like you're in a relationship recession."
Relationship Recession by CaptainJackMeOff May 8, 2013
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Great Recession
The worst financial crisis in the United States since the Great Depression and the current period we are in. It occurred during the first decade of the 21st century (core years lasted from 2007-2010) and was marked by rampant job losses, high unemployment, collapse of the real estate market, Wall Street losses, and the closing of numerous banks. The national unemployment rate was as high as 10% in 2010.
It was triggered by foreclosures and a collapse of the real estate market in Florida in 2007. Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac, two large government subsidized mortgages lenders, later fell under heavy scrutiny by many members of Congress. It also created a national credit crunch that resulted in new government regulations that tightened lending standards and changed the rules for nearly every bank. All of a sudden, even people with nearly spotless credit found it hard to get a loan on anything. Wall Street stocks fell by nearly 50% in 2009.
The GR also changed the political clout in Washington when Republicans became the majority party in the House of Representatives, after the 2010 midterm elections sent many Democrats home. Things havent improved very much as the Great Recession is still ongoing and many Americans are still out of work. It will take many years for the housing market to recover, and probably longer for the jobs return to pre-recession levels.
It was triggered by foreclosures and a collapse of the real estate market in Florida in 2007. Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac, two large government subsidized mortgages lenders, later fell under heavy scrutiny by many members of Congress. It also created a national credit crunch that resulted in new government regulations that tightened lending standards and changed the rules for nearly every bank. All of a sudden, even people with nearly spotless credit found it hard to get a loan on anything. Wall Street stocks fell by nearly 50% in 2009.
The GR also changed the political clout in Washington when Republicans became the majority party in the House of Representatives, after the 2010 midterm elections sent many Democrats home. Things havent improved very much as the Great Recession is still ongoing and many Americans are still out of work. It will take many years for the housing market to recover, and probably longer for the jobs return to pre-recession levels.
Great Recession by krock1dk@yahoo.com July 19, 2011
Full on Recession
This word can be used as an excuse for anything in a time of economic hardship.
Go on try it next time you have to make an excuse for somthing, It's the lazy mans weapon against all that try and combat his laziness.
Go on try it next time you have to make an excuse for somthing, It's the lazy mans weapon against all that try and combat his laziness.
Moaner: Why don't you get a job and make somthing of your life?
Uber-cool-lazy-man: Full on recession
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Teacher: Why havnt you done your homework?
Student: Full on Recession
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Wife: Get off your ass, stop watching T.V and take the Kids out somewhere!
Uber-cool-lazy-man: Can't, Full on Recession. I'm feeling the pinch.
Uber-cool-lazy-man: Full on recession
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Teacher: Why havnt you done your homework?
Student: Full on Recession
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Wife: Get off your ass, stop watching T.V and take the Kids out somewhere!
Uber-cool-lazy-man: Can't, Full on Recession. I'm feeling the pinch.
Full on Recession by Squeekyleeky June 29, 2009
Teenage Recession
The time lapse/phase of a teenagers year where everything is of boredom. e.g after exams, during the holidays.
Teenage Recession by Rd..xD May 25, 2009
Double-Dip Recession
A sexual act involved in the bedroom between a man and a woman. The man inserts his penis into the vagina, before removing it and inserting it into the anus, then back to the vagina, then back into the anus and so on and so forth until he cums.
The term derives from economics, 'a long-term recession', because many couples now resort to more compelling sex moves due to personal financial circumstances.
Not to be confused with a Triple-Dip Recession, which involves insertion into the mouth as well.
The term derives from economics, 'a long-term recession', because many couples now resort to more compelling sex moves due to personal financial circumstances.
Not to be confused with a Triple-Dip Recession, which involves insertion into the mouth as well.
"We had so many financial problems after I lost my job, I had to give her a Double-Dip Recession until I cummed in her arse"
Double-Dip Recession by arransc April 13, 2013
fuck the recession
1. poor ass: hey dude you been spending big lately
rich ass: yeh fuck the recession
2. poor ass: hey dude we are in a recession
rich ass: yeh fuck the recession
rich ass: yeh fuck the recession
2. poor ass: hey dude we are in a recession
rich ass: yeh fuck the recession
fuck the recession by mc tee June 10, 2009