Rubio Reach Around

When you Davis Dip the person or object you're making love to. Usually done with spicy foods such as; Fuego Taki's, Hot Cheetos, or Jack in the Box tacos drenched in hot sauce.

Grant: "Dood guess what!"
Rubio: "Damnit Grant! You made me drop my succulent Chocodile! What is it??"
Grant: *while eating a Jack in the Box taco* "You really need to stop eating those things, they're not good for you."
*Everyone nods in agreement*
Rubio: "Fuck y'all! Get ready to record this episode."
Laura: "Do we know how we're going to start it this time?"
Mike: "I could tell the story of when I got a Rubio Reach Around from Rubio at my party."
Rubio: "How do you remember that? You were blacked out!"
Grant: *gags* "Guys I don't know if I want to hear this story..."
Laura: "I'm all ears Mike."
*Cue Theme Song*

by JewBoy98 February 15, 2020

arabian reach around

one must have an osama bin ladin type beard used from behind partner to let him jerk off with facial hair

when we found saddam hussein in the hole, he was in the middle of getting an arabian reach around from one of his sons.

by gow plow June 5, 2010

Swahilian reach around

When you and your partner face back to back (butt to butt) and get as many hands in as many things as possible and hop around on the spot in a circle

she gives the best Swahilian reach around... altho we fell over and cum on the dog

by Poojinky January 9, 2015

halo reach around

Giving another a reach around while playing Halo Reach.

Gardner gave Sungho a battle-hardened Halo reach around.

by kelpo May 7, 2010

Mississippi Reach around

During the doggy style partner on the top reaches towards the genitalia, not knowing what he will find; as long as it start with a "P," he is okay.

At hot steamy bar or boat.

Dan: Hey Daren, you guys left early, did you smash?
Daren: hell yeah I did
Dan: really? not judging
Daren: no no I did a Mississippi reach around, it was all good

by TallMoney December 7, 2020

mcgangbang with a reach-around

a mcgangbang with an order of fries on top

going to mcds to get a mcgangbang with a reach-around for maximum pleasure with minimum effort

by Zephs October 15, 2013

batman reach around

sneak up behind someone and give them a handjob

I was standing in the store and somebody gave me a Batman reach around

by licecomb 5150 March 4, 2017