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rant

The ugly and distorted sound of two notes, an octave apart, coming out of a brass instrument (such at a trombone or french horn), by accident, at one time.
The Solti Bruckner 4th Symphony recording with the Chicago Symphony contains a clearly audible rant on the unison low C-flat in the trombones
by brass vulture February 7, 2010
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molly rant

A Molly Rant is a verbose monologue in which the speaker (the Molly) outlines the for the audience the numerous, usually obvious, flaws with certain concept (the subject of the Molly Rant). The subject is generally a new/revised product, law or digital rights management scheme.
Steve Jobs' open letter on DRM was a total Molly Rant.
by David Mullaney October 21, 2007
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lil rant

dadous rantous (so cute)
by shayan it worker May 6, 2019
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tara rant

The act of using a long train of swear words to describe all, any, and every situation.
Person1: Hey Tara, how are you today?
Tara: Fine, just like a motherfucker whore gay asshole jackass that loves to eat shit.
Person1: Oh dear, what a Tara rant.

Person2: Hey Tara, what'd you do today?
Tara: Just sitting here waiting on the gay bitch faggot sunshine to come the fuck out.
Person2: Gee, that Tara rant was horrible.
by ihatetaramore May 2, 2013
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igno-rant

A noisy, ill-informed and unsophisticated declamation coupled with a lack of credibility and should never be taken serious.
The recent conservative tea parties to protest taxes are merely an attempt a collective igno-rant by a bunch of whinny little cry babies.
by S.W.A April 17, 2009
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grandpa rant

When your grandpa or friend goes into a rant about something that you can't just walk away from so you're forced to listen to him until he finishes
Friend 1: Did I ever tell you about the time when--

Friend 2: If you go off into a grandpa rant, I'll punch you in the face.
by Deedjahkno December 29, 2007
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Stair Rant

The string of words, either profanities or not, that are said by a person with very sore legs while climbing up or down the stairs.

This rant can also be used by one who is just tired or has something aagainst stairs.
Eample of a stair rant: "Goddammit...sonofabitch...i fucking hate stairs...why do they make you climb them everytime you want to leave the gym!?!"

"Jim totally stair ranted up all 8 flights of stairs up to his office today"
by Kitty-Kat101 May 20, 2009
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