human race

A group of highly evolved assholes who mysteriously appeared on the third planet from the sun in a tiny solar system who spend their meaningless, short lifespans trying to figure out themselves, the world around them, and their fellow assholes. As of late, a solid conclusion to the problem of their existence has yet to be found, and continued conflicts between different groups of assholes plague the minuscule planet on which they reside, as well as the human race itself.

"Hey, Joe. Did you hear the news last night?"

"Yeah. That's some twisted shit. Man, I hate the human race."

by Pessimistic-Panda September 14, 2014

Race Huckster

Someone who plays on people's racial prejudices to draw attention to themselves or make money, by exploiting situations where people of one race are pitted against those of another.

That Al Sharpton is definitely a Race Huckster.

by lou22 August 14, 2012

elephant race

When one truck attempts to pass another on the highway, but lacks the power to pass. Ultimately the two trucks remain side by side holding up everyone behind them for miles because nether one of them wants to lose the race.

"Oh great!! now we're stuck behind an elephant race"

by tomgun007 October 4, 2013

Wikipedia race

A fun little game to play, where two or more people set a starting page and an ending page, both of which are titles of articles on Wikipedia. Then, using only the links within the text of the article, the goal is to find a way to the ending page before your competitor(s).

A sample Wikipedia race:
Start: Roger Federer
End: Internet

One way is: Roger Federer, to Switzerland, to Europe, to North America, to United States, to Culture of the United States, to Internet!

by ALMN568 November 11, 2006

crate race

A drinking game that consists of teams of usually around 4-6 people. The team must drink the following:
30 Case (Keystone or Natty are usually the drink of choice)
Box of Wine (Sometimes limited to bottle depending on the rules the host wants)
1/5 of Liquor (Usually a certain proof is set prior to starting)

The fastest team to drink it all claims victory and bragging rights but really everyone wins being complete shitfaced.

John: Yo crate race tonight come!!!
Pat: Oh shit last time I did one of them I ended up face deep in a strippers butt hole...count me in!

by Pattttttttttttttt September 21, 2013

RC racing

Radio controlled racing, involving airplanes, cars, trucks and boats.

RC racing is a very fun hobby that anyone can do. There are tracks all over the nation.

by HolmWrecker March 31, 2003

Race Card

Calling someone racist, even if they aren't, just to get away with something.

Jalen played the RACE CARD and all the charges were dropped.

by Anonymous September 8, 2003