Ethiopian-American with laughable Jelly Roll hair and a braced, rotten, snaggle-toothed mouth. Left feeling indignant towards the world after his
wife divorced him and took all his
money. Proclaims to trust fellow Quake3World admin and
e-boyfriend Dave with his family's life, although the two have never met.
Is now attempting to overcome his abhorrence towards women and life in general by posting monthly that his life is so great in hope that someone may actually believe him, and by shacking up with a flabby
crack-whore who wears three inches thick of make-up to cover up her acne and take some of the attention away from her
massive nose.