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Brazilian Fart Punishment

The most wonderful, artistic, and erotic form of pornography known to man! Someone who has been a "bad" person gets to be "punished" by sticking their nose in someone else's anal crevice and inhaling said persons flatulence. The punisher is hopefully a morbidly obese hairy woman who speaks Portuguese and doubled down on Taco Tuesday.
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Door man: "Any plans tonight Master Carl?"
Carl: "Why yes actually Winston my good fellow. I plan on pouring myself a cup of fine chamomile tea, lighting some candles, and masturbating feverishly to the most depraved Brazilian Fart Punishment the internet has to offer."
Door man: "Good show sir! Shall I call a cleanup crew?"
Carl: "That would be splendid Winston! And do ask that they remember the pressure washer this time."
by Cheesy Sack Holder March 14, 2016
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punish yourself

Usually applies to males only. To masturbate or beat off violently following the dissapointment of failing to woo female company for the night. Can also be used in past tense as "punished yourself" or referring to one of your loser wanker mates "punished himself".
I punished myself after failing to pick up a root at the clubs.

Dude she thinks your a freak, just give up and go home and punish yourself.

Jae punished himself and came on his own stomach.
by Boris Cranker December 19, 2007
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pubishless

The quality of a meal to not resemble pub food.

Derived in exclamation of the desire to not eat at a pub when at a pub hunting for food.

Not to be confused with 'pubish' or 'pubishness' - the quality of a meal to BE pub food.

Other forms:

publishlessnocicity: the state of a meal not being pub food.
John: do you want to grab a meal at this pub?
Barry: nah, I'm after something more pubishless.

... later ...
Barry: mmm the pubishlessnocicity of this meal is exactly what I was after!
John and Barry: *burp*
by mmmpuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuub! July 15, 2009
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Crime and Punishment

A book written by a Russian guy that involves a nice murder, a christian prostitute and a happy drunk.
I really hope "Crime and Punishment" isn't a long book.
by Ron_Thornbrash May 23, 2005
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punish fuck

To fuck a woman in such a way as to hurt her by thrusting fast with force into the vagina or ass in response to some wrongdoing, while shouting at her.
"My girlfriend made-out with some dude, so I had to punish fuck her to teach her some respect."
by ska_talon October 8, 2003
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Fuck Punishment

The arival of a life long fleshy commitment nine months after sex.
Brian thought he was so lucky to have shagged Lucy though nine months later he was devasted by the delivery of some serious fuck punishment.
by anjrooveg January 24, 2009
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punish

1. To Finish or consume something.
2. To fuck someone.
3. To bash someone.
4. To beat someone at something.
5. To complete something.
1. "Are you going to punish the rest of that 40'oz or what?"
"I already punished a bottle of Old Crow Bourbon and dumped three pills. I'm off my guts, fuck you."
2. "I'd love to punish that little number."
3. "I'm gunna punish that cunt if he try's to step up."
4. "I punished him in a game of 'bones'."
5. "We punished most of the work yesterday, today we just need to punish the Cash Flow Statement and other GPFR's."
by Diego September 11, 2003
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