The most wonderful, artistic, and erotic form of pornography known to man! Someone who has been a "bad" person gets to be "punished" by sticking their nose in someone else's anal crevice and inhaling said persons flatulence. The punisher is hopefully a morbidly obese hairy woman who speaks Portuguese and doubled down on Taco Tuesday.
See also pornography, fetish, art forms.
See also pornography, fetish, art forms.
Door man: "Any plans tonight Master Carl?"
Carl: "Why yes actually Winston my good fellow. I plan on pouring myself a cup of fine chamomile tea, lighting some candles, and masturbating feverishly to the most depraved Brazilian Fart Punishment the internet has to offer."
Door man: "Good show sir! Shall I call a cleanup crew?"
Carl: "That would be splendid Winston! And do ask that they remember the pressure washer this time."
Carl: "Why yes actually Winston my good fellow. I plan on pouring myself a cup of fine chamomile tea, lighting some candles, and masturbating feverishly to the most depraved Brazilian Fart Punishment the internet has to offer."
Door man: "Good show sir! Shall I call a cleanup crew?"
Carl: "That would be splendid Winston! And do ask that they remember the pressure washer this time."
by Cheesy Sack Holder March 14, 2016
Get the Brazilian Fart Punishment mug.Usually applies to males only. To masturbate or beat off violently following the dissapointment of failing to woo female company for the night. Can also be used in past tense as "punished yourself" or referring to one of your loser wanker mates "punished himself".
I punished myself after failing to pick up a root at the clubs.
Dude she thinks your a freak, just give up and go home and punish yourself.
Jae punished himself and came on his own stomach.
Dude she thinks your a freak, just give up and go home and punish yourself.
Jae punished himself and came on his own stomach.
by Boris Cranker December 19, 2007
Get the punish yourself mug.Related Words
putish
• Putishootnshardshooter
• Punisher
• punish
• punishment
• punished
• patish
• Punisher, The
• punishermuttz
• punish fuck
The quality of a meal to not resemble pub food.
Derived in exclamation of the desire to not eat at a pub when at a pub hunting for food.
Not to be confused with 'pubish' or 'pubishness' - the quality of a meal to BE pub food.
Other forms:
publishlessnocicity: the state of a meal not being pub food.
Derived in exclamation of the desire to not eat at a pub when at a pub hunting for food.
Not to be confused with 'pubish' or 'pubishness' - the quality of a meal to BE pub food.
Other forms:
publishlessnocicity: the state of a meal not being pub food.
John: do you want to grab a meal at this pub?
Barry: nah, I'm after something more pubishless.
... later ...
Barry: mmm the pubishlessnocicity of this meal is exactly what I was after!
John and Barry: *burp*
Barry: nah, I'm after something more pubishless.
... later ...
Barry: mmm the pubishlessnocicity of this meal is exactly what I was after!
John and Barry: *burp*
by mmmpuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuub! July 15, 2009
Get the pubishless mug.A book written by a Russian guy that involves a nice murder, a christian prostitute and a happy drunk.
by Ron_Thornbrash May 23, 2005
Get the Crime and Punishment mug.To fuck a woman in such a way as to hurt her by thrusting fast with force into the vagina or ass in response to some wrongdoing, while shouting at her.
by ska_talon October 8, 2003
Get the punish fuck mug.Brian thought he was so lucky to have shagged Lucy though nine months later he was devasted by the delivery of some serious fuck punishment.
by anjrooveg January 24, 2009
Get the Fuck Punishment mug.1. To Finish or consume something.
2. To fuck someone.
3. To bash someone.
4. To beat someone at something.
5. To complete something.
2. To fuck someone.
3. To bash someone.
4. To beat someone at something.
5. To complete something.
1. "Are you going to punish the rest of that 40'oz or what?"
"I already punished a bottle of Old Crow Bourbon and dumped three pills. I'm off my guts, fuck you."
2. "I'd love to punish that little number."
3. "I'm gunna punish that cunt if he try's to step up."
4. "I punished him in a game of 'bones'."
5. "We punished most of the work yesterday, today we just need to punish the Cash Flow Statement and other GPFR's."
"I already punished a bottle of Old Crow Bourbon and dumped three pills. I'm off my guts, fuck you."
2. "I'd love to punish that little number."
3. "I'm gunna punish that cunt if he try's to step up."
4. "I punished him in a game of 'bones'."
5. "We punished most of the work yesterday, today we just need to punish the Cash Flow Statement and other GPFR's."
by Diego September 11, 2003
Get the punish mug.