Puorro

The LAST NAME of the HOTTEST BOY you will ever see. Acts like a golden retriever, kinda looks like one too. He never wears his mask properly but it's never fully off. He has a middle part... *FAINTS.* Probably not very smart... but his looks make up for it. ADORABLE SMILE. He's very tall and sexy. ALL the girls love him and want to be with him. He always wears the best outfits and looks amazing. He would make the perfect boyfriend/husband. He was crafted by ANGELS man... ANGELS.

"Hey, is that Stephan Puorro?"

"Yeah girl he's hot as hell!"
"OMG I want to marry him."
"BACK OFF I SAW HIM FIRST!!!"

by J.S. undercover January 13, 2022

mister puberty

1.someone whose voice cracks unintentionally at any given moment.
the state, or the illusion of being in the midst of pubescence.
note: has nothing to do with age or gender

2.anyone who has just inhaled helium

3.someone actually going through puberty and who advertises this by wearing pants that are too short and not shaving their incoming scruff.

hey doll, its zach. Call(two octaves higher) *cough cough* me when you get this message.

why certainly, mister puberty.

by my uterus and i September 26, 2005

puberty

When a male/female becomes a man/woman,

males get:hair everywhere,excessive growing,growing of the pectoral muscles,growing of the penic,growing of the balls/nuts/testicles,mood swings,etc

females get:breastes,hair everywhere,excessive growing,their monthley period,mood swings,etc

Me:uh oh,im going through puberty!this sucks

person after puberty:i hear ya

by puberty sucks May 28, 2010

puberty

Anti-Endorphins. Puberty is the essence of feeling crap. It is also necessary to become a slave to the corporations, otherwise you'll be happy and oblivious all your life. This is why parents slip you a sedative and inject you with Puberty while you are sleeping when they think the time is right.

'Mmm...dear I think it's about time we inject our son with Puberty. He's old enough now.'

'Very good dear, I'll get some from the chemist tomorrow.'

'Don't get it cut, you don't want our son to have a small dick.'

'Oh come on dear, I can't afford the full dose and you know it!'

by Forking December 12, 2008

Pubertus

a gigantic monster that turns boys into men with the flick of its wand.

"oh shit its pubertus".

by Plotbert February 1, 2008

Pubercock

A 10-13 year-old boy whose penis has not yet reached his full potential.

Yeah, I was gonna go down on him, but he had a pubercock and it was too tiny.

by Annie and Danny July 4, 2006

puberty

When your body becomes swollen with evil, starts rotting, and the devil takes you as a toxic vessel for his purpose.

Mommy says puberty is why daddy left.

by teh schizoid September 14, 2008