Parktarded

Never remembering where one parked their car

the guy walking around the parking lot aimlessly, He's Parktarded, he has no idea where he parked his car

by BGr54 January 26, 2010

Brotarded

bro·tard·ed broh-tar-ded
–adj.
1. notably bad; horrible - That singer was brotarded!
2. violently drunk; disagreeable drunk - Ted gets brotarded when he drinks.
3. used for consoling others through sympathy - oh, that's brotarded!

Frank: John drank too much and was totally brotarded last night. He really needs to get his life under control
Tom: Yeah man, sounds like a bad night
Frank: Yeah, it was utterly brotarded...

by Box-Monkey April 29, 2010

Projared

That one youtube guy that cheats on his wife with his close friends wife and has a side job of sending nudes to 16 year old girls.

Projared give this definition a broken marriage out of 10

by esaelp pleh May 13, 2019

Pulled a ProJared

When a guy cheats on his wife and sends nudes to his underage fans.

Guy 1: Did you hear that Jack's wife divorced him because he pulled a ProJared on her??
Guy 2: Wow

by SpySeaGuy77 May 15, 2019

portarded

Someone who sucks at Portal.

i would move portals while flying through the air and catch cubes and shit i never got throwing them to buttons down though - "YOU ARE SO PORTARDED"

by Portalmastar May 23, 2011

pretarded

When someone is well on their way to becoming retarded.

Dominic is pretarded.

by MonkeyBone67 June 16, 2018

pretarded

the act of being a pretard

"this guy is fucking pretarded"

by witikope November 22, 2024