productionable

When a system (software application or hardware system) is ready to go live or is production ready.

This system is nearly productionable and should go live in 2 weeks

by Realkiwidude February 18, 2018

Backsplash protection

When one is on their way to excrete the devil from their bowels, you place a thin sheet of toilet paper on the surface of the water in the toilet bowl giving you backsplash protection

"I just dropped the motherlode in that toilet."

"I bet your ass got drowned in backsplash."

"Nah i used backsplash protection."

by xTimmins September 2, 2013

advanced protection

When more than one condom is used at a time. For example, using an entire box of condoms will make your dick look like a cocoon.

Girl: I won't have sex with you unless you wear two condoms.

Guy: Sure thing, I have advanced protection.

by ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyylmao June 1, 2016

assword protection

When you coat your laptop in your own shit to deter people from using it.

Tony's laptop had strong assword protection - he had smudged the mouse with a thick, plentiful wad of bowel butter so Jennifer couldnt access photos of him pounding her Mum's anus while she slept.

by Zonal K August 21, 2019

strategic yogurt production

French foreign trade protectionism

Even though Dannon owns a large chunk of Pepsi, they wanted to make it illegal becuase of their strategic yogurt production.

by Joe Noory January 15, 2008

Protection

condom.

"hey nigga you brought protection?"
"yeah dude in case her parents find out"

by niggafuck August 11, 2016

projectionist

1. The guy who starts movies, and in time, will lose his job to the ever growing dome of jobs that technology will be able to replace.
2. A word you typed in because you're bored out of your god damned mind. Maybe it's your job, maybe it's your friends job, maybe you didn't know what a projectionist is, but the point is you have to get up and go do something besides waste your time here. Ride the bus with your headphones off, meet new people, talk to the first pretty opposing sex you see, who knows something might start. JUST GET OFF YOUR ASS!

By the way I'm totally in the same rut.

1. Hey! Your projectionist won't start the movie!
2. I said get out of the house.

by NESMonster February 3, 2004