Privilege Exhaustion

The feeling of guilt for having so much when you know others have so little and it wears you out and causes anxiety.

I just bought a new Tesla and on the radio it was talking about underprivileged children. I felt bad about spending so much money on a car when children were starving it caused privilege exhaustion

by CoachzinBC September 24, 2021

Bama privilege

The way that Alabama Football program has the entire SEC in their pocket. For example The SEC OFFICE - IN ALABAMA, REPLAY - IN ALABAMA, CHECKS FOR REFS - IN ALABAMA TOM RITTER ( head of replay officials for the SEC Conference) - IN ALABAMA, SEC HQ STAFF - IN ALABAMA. This Allows for constant bias in officiating in most Alabama football games. also called Alabama Privilege.

Did you see how they suspended Devin White from LSU for the 1st half of the Bama game? "yeah, he didn't even make helmet to helmet contact. It was Bama Privilege."

by SECknowledge October 22, 2018

Emotional support privilege

When you got people who love and care about you, so whatever life throws at you, you gotta whole community to help yo ass get through it. This makes you a dick when it comes to people posting shit on social media, and stuff like that, sometimes writing something very personal issues they're going through, bc they for real have NOBODY ELSE! You legit can't understand why people post such personal business for everyone to see. It's definitely bc ya ass has "emotional support privilege" and you can't fathom that shit. 👊🤨✌

Ashley said it's stupid to post your personal business and feelings on social media but that's probably bc she has emotional support privilege.

by Ravyn Monroe March 4, 2021

White female privilege

The phenomenon of benefiting from a system where white women experience certain advantages and protections at the expense of others.

White female privilege means that the murderer of Jane has a higher chance of being placed on death row and executed.

by AJ Lee JR July 18, 2018

Majority Privilege

What white privilege should actually be called. Could also be referred to as common sense. Describes the naturally occurring phenomenon in which being apart of the majority has at least some measurable advantage. Applies to any majority group, anywhere, at any point in time. Whites have an advantage in North America and Europe in a similar way that Asians have an advantage in China, Hispanics have an advantage in Columbia, Muslims have an advantage in Iran, Jews have an advantage in Israel, conservatives have an advantage in Birmingham, liberals have an advantage in Portland, etc.

My majority privilege seemed to evaporate the moment I landed in Liberia.

by captmurk July 23, 2018

Birthday Privileges

Birthday privileges are decreed as the following:

1. The birthdayee does NOT pay for drinks, food, movies, lap dances or anything other expense in exchange for money. Everything is to be paid for my external involve parties in or out of celebration for the birthdayee. (This does not include car insurance, medical bills and the like.)

2. The period of privileges last no more then the 24 hours of the day that the birthday resides. For example, 12:00 AM to 11:59 PM on March 8 in the year 2010 is definitively one period of birthday privilege.

3. The option to be chauffeured and not to operate a motor vehicle for the duration of the period of privilege due to possible substance intoxications and other externalities exists at the birthdayee's discretion.

4. The course of events that unfold throught the period of privilege are completely at the discretion of the birthdayee.

"Can you get that for me"?
"Why? you have money."
"Birthday privileges bro!"

"Meet us there?"
"Pick me up!"
"why?"
"Birthday privileges..."

by Steventon March 8, 2010

thin privilege

In theory, this is the "privilege" that thin people earn for being thin, including not being perceived as lazy, lower healthcare costs, increased likelihood of finding a sexually attractive partner, increased earnings potential, and more. While all of the preceding examples may be true, it misconstrues the definition of privilege. Privileges are given, not earned, and the recipients and those without them can do nothing to change them. White privilege is a good example of that; either you're born white or you're not. Thin privilege, on the other hand, is often worked for by people who would otherwise be fat but instead eat right and exercise. Therefore, thin privilege doesn't actually exist.

Doctor: Ms. BBW, I'm afraid that if you don't start working out regularly and cutting down the saturated fat very soon, you'll likely be dead before you're fifty.
Fat girl: What? How dare you say that?!! THIN PRIVILEGE RACIST!!! There's nothing I can do about it, this is my body type! *Wolfs down a Big Mac.*
Doctor: How did you get a hamburger in here? Nevermind; did you know that about 100 years ago, obesity was very rare? Fast forward three or four generations. People live increasingly sedentary lifestyles, eat more, and the food they eat is higher in fat, cholesterol, and sodium. You're saying this is all a coincidence?
Fat girl: What do you know about science and medicine? I have a random article that proves I'm right! YOU CAN'T HANDLE MUH CURVES!!!

by iLikeSoup November 3, 2013