Preema

A nice and cute girl who's also very hot and does awesome art. A fun person to be with and a great friend. May act random at times.
Funny, cute, nice, fun, spontaneous, crazy - so many words to describe one girl.
In other words awesome.

Person 1: I can't believe I had so much fun.
Person 2: Yes, that's because you were with Preema.

by Run_After_Writing November 19, 2011

Preed

An underage hot girl. Must be under 18. Must be at least mildly attractive.

Dude, yer sister is a total preed. When is she turning 18?

Why are all the Chinese gymnasts preeds? They all look 12.

by jethay! May 3, 2011

Blackberry prayer

A phrase coined by an anonymous CEO who walked into a boardroom for a meeting to see every executive bowing their heads, operating their Blackberries.

The Blackberry prayer is a plea to God to abolish the damn things.

by Total Penetration June 10, 2005

Thoughts and prayers

The most polite, thoughtful and socially validating way to say "I don't give a fuck" when something horrible happens.

"Becky fell down the stairs and broke her ankle!"

"eh, thoughts and prayers"

"you're a great person!"

by 9852174563 February 21, 2018

prayer

Although not promoted by public schools, it is the most popular study technique of high school students, typically used minutes before a test.

Please, please let me pass this test...

by Channing January 2, 2005

Prayer Block

Derived from the Simpsons episode "Post Cards from the Wedge," a prayer block is done when one makes a prayer before another person and, on perpose, negating another persons prayer with one's own prayer.

ex. 1

Marge: (While praying) Dear Lord, please give my stubborn husband the wisdom to see that I am right as usual.
Homer: Too late Marge, I already use the prayer block on your prayer.

ex 2
Guy: Thank god I did a prayer block months ahead so the Yankees could win another World Series.

by PM05orig March 17, 2010

Morning Prayers

Going for a shit

I'm just off down the Mosque for morning prayers

by Brighton Rocks September 15, 2011