Pretend-a-friend

When two people get together for a brief moment of boyfriend/girlfriend activities including sex but without the attachment of a real relationship.

Aaron just got dumped but he found a new Pretend-a-Friend with the same name to replace her!

by ChuckNorrisIsStillCool February 22, 2009

Pretend as though

Endeavor to behave as though. Variation of act like.

Ben: George is gonna score Molly.

Richard: Pretend as though

by aman13isbetterthanu April 13, 2010

pretend boss

someone who thinks they run stuff but they really don't run anything . they like to act like they rule but they don't. they're usually smart but not in the good way .

That man chris is always being a pretend boss , when he doesn't run anything

by tammy eggert March 6, 2017

heterosexual pretender

A homosexual, aka "fag".

Jimmy is such a heterosexual pretender he listens to Fallout Boy.

by skEwb1 May 13, 2007

pretend-to-work truck

Pick-up type truck driven by unemployed construction worker seeking to project an air of employment.

'Work-truck?' He hasn't worked in years. More like his wife's 'work truck' or his pretend-to-work truck.

by ohthree11 June 1, 2010

playin' pretend daddy

when a man is shacked up with a woman who has kids and had no intention of ever being a real father figure to those children

"He is at her house playin' pretend daddy. Really all he is doin is tryin to get a piece!"

by Julie Garcia October 1, 2007

Pretend Bad assery

The act of pretending to perpetuating/partaking in bad-ass behavior by putting photos up of yourself on social networking sites with thing such as girl with large breasts and large guns and other symbols normally shown in normal badassery.

Pretend Bad assery is hillarious especially when you see an ex pointing a gun on Facebook and making gangster references as his status. In reality you know that he cries himself to sleep and certain parts are very very small!

by erincleveland October 25, 2009