presumptuous

too straight foward--to the point of being harsh and/or abrasive

People who are judgemental have a bad habit of being presumptuous & offering unsolicited advice.

by A Po' Mo'Fo November 26, 2007

Precum baby

A baby who's success, intelligence, and achievements is limited because it originates from ejaculation that have not been fully developed yet.

"Joe couldn't graduate community college."

"Why?"
"BECAUSE he's a precum baby."

by Clyp May 27, 2015

Free Pornhub Premium

When it's valentines day but you're single. Pornhub is there to cheer you up by giving everyone free week premium.

Gnoblin: You got a valentine
Gnome: Nope, but I do have my free pornhub premium

by imagnomeandyouvebeengnomed February 14, 2019

prebumptual agreement

It's like a prenuptial agreement, but it specifies the rules of a one night stand instead of that of a marriage.
short: prebump

I was gonna bang out jessica last night but she wouldn't sign the prebumptual agreement

by bigearl January 22, 2009

Youtube Premium

Something completely useless
Go get an ad-bolckerfor free

dont waste your money on youtube premium

by ShittyShit13 June 9, 2020

precum

Cum that you CAN get pregnant from. So, pulling out quick enough won't always work.

I should have worn a condom, I never knew precum could have an effect.

by veggieness April 1, 2005

precum

that first lil drop of clear liquid that come out of your manhood when you think you're gonna get lucky.

"Oh that taste? just a lil precum, my dear, don't stop now"

by The Jammer August 10, 2003