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preimburse

Getting paid for something in advance. Prepay.
Neighbor: "Dude, can you pick me up some beer at the store and I'll pay you later?"
You: "Nope, sorry. You always flake on paying me back. I'm going to need to be preimbursed for those."
preimburse by jamieXeugene January 17, 2011
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preimburse

to pre-emptively reimburse someone for something you will get in the future.
"Can you pick me up 4 of those coffee and bourbon cocktails from Canon. I'll preimburse you $ for it." - Nate
preimburse by virtualspice November 18, 2020

reimburse 

repay (a person who has spent or lost money).
"we'll reimburse you out of petty cash"
reimburse by AlekhyaDas August 14, 2014

Fecal Reimbursement 

The act of defacating on another being after they have recently passed stool in an attempt to restore or "reimburse them."
"After that big shit i took i was dying toget some Fecal Reimbursement"
Fecal Reimbursement by Tai Mai shoo December 21, 2008

Reimbursement Shuffle

Complicated series of dance moves required to get money back from the Treasurer. This is after spending your own money for company business. First you need to find all partners (the signer, the payee, and the treasurer,) and get them in the same room.

Once the dance card is full, you must have your paperwork in order or the whole dance will end and you have to start all over.
Alison*: Holly, are you ready to dance! It's Reimbursement Shuffle time!

Holly*: (look of terror) Oh god, no! can't you just donate it to the company? I am not in the groove for the Reimbursement Shuffle.

built-in back-rub reimbursement 

AKA "boobies", particularly if they're C-cup or larger. As we all know, a guy will grant 'most any ordinary request from a buxom gal while she's nestling her ample chest-pillows against him (especially if it's direct skin-to-skin contact), and so as long as she lovingly clasps him in her arms and "supplies" him with her soft warm comforting ta-tas pressed firmly against his chest as "payment" for his efforts, he'll keep massaging her back.
I sometimes get totally achy arms from giving Tiffany a three-quarter-hour-long back-rub, but how can I stop when she is continuously "recompensing" me for my services with her built-in back-rub reimbursement???

Endoexoneuralafroeurasiancontenxtualizationary reinstatiatory complexionary reimbursementized photophalic representational translocationalemia antimultienlargementationalism

A religion representing paying reparations to a complex (school of thought) that carries out the replacement of context regarding to Afroeurasia inside or outside the brain via the image of a penis, which location is being moved within the bloodstream, which opposes the enlargement of multiple items
Dave: I practice Endoexoneuralafroeurasiancontenxtualizationary reinstatiatory complexionary reimbursementized photophalic representational translocationalemia antimultienlargementationalism

Darrell: what's that?

Dave: I don't even really know, I just picked it up off the streets of New Budapestanbulstan
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