Pooner Scale

A scale used to determine how many harpoons it will take to bring down women of various sizes.

"Brad, that chick you banged last night was a two pooner." "No Rob she was definitely a three on the Pooner Scale!"

by Brad Thomas November 8, 2007

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pooner pals

Two or more friends who acheive great things together

Professor Ownage, Purple Tiger, and Fugi are pooner pals

by Professor Ownage May 4, 2008

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robert t pooner

that one guy that helps make south park. also kinda sounds funny.

haha, i just did a massive 'robert t pooner'!!

by imbatman.noireallyam April 24, 2014

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A guy who will go to the ends of degradation to fuck more chicks than his friends, usually while drunk, i.e. nailing a big white fat-lass, munter, or land-monster, with absolutely no visible signs of remorse for at least three months.

This is only as offensive as his friend's find it, as beauty is in the eye of the beholder...

Dude, you believe ****** tagged that land-monster from the club?

Dude is a AHAB-POONER!!

Not cool. lol

by Locus0mega October 27, 2010

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Pooner

That ridiculous glass size in the middle of a South Aussie Schooner & Pint to rip us off. Can still apply to the East coast pot & schooner situation. Often between 360-400ml. Yes Sydney have a Schmiddy but that's 350ml and just not a fun name.

I asked for a pint, not a bloody Pooner you heathen scum!

by Pickle Mick July 9, 2019

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Pilly Pooner

A name for a girl’s vagina; primarily younger white girls’s vagina

A white trash hill jack sittin around in class barely paying attention when the teacher started explaining tangibles definition explaining how its “capable of being touched” when a light came on in his head & thought “HEY, I think she’s talking about my sisters lil’ pilly pooner!

by Leonfilms235 November 15, 2020

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