Pooner Scale

A scale used to determine how many harpoons it will take to bring down women of various sizes.

"Brad, that chick you banged last night was a two pooner." "No Rob she was definitely a three on the Pooner Scale!"

by Brad Thomas November 8, 2007

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pooner pals

Two or more friends who acheive great things together

Professor Ownage, Purple Tiger, and Fugi are pooner pals

by Professor Ownage May 4, 2008

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robert t pooner

that one guy that helps make south park. also kinda sounds funny.

haha, i just did a massive 'robert t pooner'!!

by imbatman.noireallyam April 24, 2014

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An AFAB transgender person who has unsuccessfully, or has convinced themselves, that they appear masculine to others. Pooner is usually used in a derogatory connotation and refers to a very obviously non-passing transgender man or trans masculine individual. Similar to the slur Hon for non passing trans women.

"Have you seen that trans man that got transferred to our school?

"Yeah, his name is Aiden, and he looks like a fucking pooner."

by Juuba June 4, 2024

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Ahab-pooner

A guy who will go to the ends of degradation to fuck more chicks than his friends, usually while drunk, i.e. nailing a big white fat-lass, munter, or land-monster, with absolutely no visible signs of remorse for at least three months.

This is only as offensive as his friend's find it, as beauty is in the eye of the beholder...

Dude, you believe ****** tagged that land-monster from the club?

Dude is a AHAB-POONER!!

Not cool. lol

by Locus0mega October 27, 2010

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