ponce chariot 

A two wheeled motor vehicle, usually a moped covered in ridiculously pointless mirrors and other rubbish that not only lowers the performance of said vehicle but also makes it more unstable. Usually ridden by suit wearing Ponces of fairy boys.

What a ponce chariot!

Little Timmy: "dad, why does that scooter sound like a hair dryer and is covered in mirrors?"
Dad: "that's because it's a Ponce Chatiot, son"

ponce chariot by The Mossfish July 9, 2016

ponce-ificate 

a person who resides in a country that benefits from another country's economic success but has to endure none of the social problems of the wealthier state.

żona ,darling, I know I'm drunk again but I shall go on WHO and ponce-ificate by telling them all how wonderful the EU is, how Putin organises migrant rape gangs and how they are all racists for disagreeing with me all from the comfort of my mono-culture ... oh and the karate instructor called for you...

ponce-ificate by Putin's little helper May 13, 2018

ponce dillenon 

a word

john: ahyo cris
cris: yeah
jhon: ponce dillenon

ponce dillenon by dook in a boot December 8, 2020

Ponce Pillow Princess 

Married, attached or single woman who likes to hang around Swinger/Lifestyle couples socially; acts somewhat bi- sexual in social settings where there is flirting, light touching and kissing. (Really not bi, just showing off for husband/boyfriend).

Somewhat socially awkward so must get buzzed on alcohol, drugs or both. Will allow women to go down on them but rarely ever if ever reciprocates.

Never will touch or play with Swinger/Lifestyle guy but also never tells single male or married male their true nature out of fear they won’t be asked to LS events/parties.

“She is such a Ponce Pillow Princess, she is never gonna touch another husband!”

Ponce Pillow Princess by Georgianna Stakbox January 18, 2021

Office Ponce 

A home based or head office based employee who descends upon a smaller office (usually coinciding with the visit of the General Manager, CEO, COO etc.) and then proceeds to prance about looking important in their suits, whilst generally chatting shit really loudly telling the world their job title, where they live, where they go on holiday, yadda yadda yadda!

Office Ponce
Salesmen /women
Human Resources
Managers
Personal Assistants
Executives

Office Ponce by shank69 April 9, 2012

jaden ponce

arianah rico's boyfriend

hey look at jaden ponce

jaden ponce by baby.boy September 10, 2019

Beer Ponce 

Someone who enjoys (and will go to great lengths to seek out) real/craft beer at the expense of substandard, mass-produced fayre. They will often denigrate popular beer brands and judge the character of a person based on the ales they drink.

"Don't get Big Steve a Carlsberg - he's a beer ponce and will think you're a generic knobhead. He'll get apoplectic if you unironically say 'Carlsberg is probably the best beer in the world' - so get a pint of that 'Monk's Relish' porter instead"

Beer Ponce by theslaughterhouseblog December 28, 2019