Jackson Pollocked

When you have explosive diarrhea and it splatters on the back of the toilet bowl resulting in an abstract expressionist 'movement'

I could not use that stall because someone Jackson Pollocked all over it.

by SwedishNinja April 29, 2010

Pollock

A word you cannot use to describe another polish person unless you are also a pollock.

polish person 1: Yo pollock!
polish person 2: Wassup pollock?
black person: Hey pollocks!
both polish people: shut up you racist!

by Treii28 February 5, 2010

Jackson Pollock

When a person vomits and it results in a wild abstract pattern on the ground, wall or floor.

He had some bad clams and vomited a huge Jackson Pollock on the wall.

by bjmike February 10, 2010

Polocrosse

Polocrosse captures the prestige of the two most exclusive sports in the world: Polo and Lacrosse. Played on a horse and with a lax wand, polocrosse takes exclusivity to a whole new realm of prestige, making traditional laxers and polo players look like mere mortals. To play polocrosse you must have awesome dangling skills and you must be very affluent as you are expected to own no less than 12 polocrosse (not polo) horses. The number and quality of girls willing to hook up with polo-x players puts laxtitutes to shame, which is an added benefit.

Girl: "I would definately hook up with that laxer if he dangled on a horse"
Girl 2: "Definately, polocrosse is so hot"

by New Canaan PoloX April 29, 2011

polack

A descendant of Poland, usually cheat build things and makes things very fragile, a bad species who only care about money and gambles alot.

Oskar is a polack who rages at gambling a ton

by polacken60 March 18, 2022

holicker policker

1. a bisexual person. 2. one who is a "hole-licker and a pole-licker"

I am a holicker policker, meaning i do both women (holicker) and men (policker).

by jenna lynn thome October 5, 2005

Jackson Pollock

1. American Abstract Expressionist Painter

2. A Sexual Act in which a male ejaculates over a partner's face or chest. A variant of this act involves turning around after ejaculation and passing gas in close proximity to the ejaculated area or the partner's nose.

She's such an unpleasant person; I hope she gets a Jackson Pollock tonight!

by IDZ December 28, 2005