Pilaffing

Pilaffing: The act of murdering a puppet, ripping out its stuffing, replacing it with rice pilaf and fucking it.

Steve: oh Jesus, someone's porking a puppet!!
Fred: Tight, it looks like the cookie monster just got rice pilaffed, gotta love some good old fashioned pilaffing!

by Trmnllcphillips August 30, 2018

plamff

A plamff is a Scottish term for one who sniffs knickers

Haw yoo. Your faither is a plamff (excuse me, your father is a man who sniffs ladies' soiled underwear)

by Gash Mac July 19, 2006

Jillian Paff

A person who cyberstalks a shit ton of people for no reason and is creepy.

"Who is this person stalking you dude?"
"That's Jillian Paff."

by smollious May 15, 2018

Piaffle

1. To piaffle pee-afful is to trip over nothing but gravity, or to walk into something. To be a complete clutzy mess.
2. If something gets piaffled, it is made into a complete disaster, or a huge mess.

1. Sara: I just tripped over nothing! How silly is that?
Karen: You just Piaffled, you clutz!

2. Carl: Dude, you just piaffled that presentation! I've never seen anything as bad.
Alex: Yeah, I made a huge disaster. that was the worst case of piaffle I've ever seen.

by Shmeo December 14, 2012

Platform End Veg

The groups of "people" (people used in the loosest possible term) which gather on the ends of railway station platforms and vegitate (veg) all day long. They either have a compact camera, a basic video camera, or just a notebook and pen, are often virgins, and spout nothing but hypocrisy, lies, and outrageous suggestions of movements and workings on the UK railway scene. They are quite often the scum of the earth, and are avoided by most and feared by some. If you get in their way or even stand close to them, they will exercise their god given right to abuse you and issue empty threats of violence and death, because it's their territory, and all trespassers must be shot.

*Trains approaches "Here it is" *platform end veg spouts every number of every wagon/carriage in the consist over the top of everyone elses video*

"I heard that Network Rail are withdrawing the New Measurement Train and are going to start using Class 31s again with Class 67s and DVTs instead"

*Photographer stands behind veg, camera clicking away* "Oi! I was tryin'a video that! Yer want that camera smashin' in yer f*ckin face?"

by TwoSixAlpha August 22, 2014

playfa

Playfa is a name in Thailand. "Play" mean the end of something (in Thai) and "Fa" mean sky take two words together got Playfa that mean the end of sky like the last part of sky and it's have a really good mean "The end of sky that no one can reach" they probably have something that everyone can't do, they are really special. A person that have this name are really is best girlfriend that you want to be with entire life. And FA can stand for "Fallen Angel".

It's a name just call like you usually call your friends name like "hi, Playfa how are you?".

by Heart breakers January 26, 2017

Platform Privilege

The privilege that celebrities, professional athletes, and politicians possess over regular citizens, that gives them the ability to broadcast their singular and oftentimes uneducated opinion to millions of people, simply because they enjoy access and prominence in media where non-famous, but more intelligent individuals do not. While all men may be created equal, their access to platforms is not and famous people become entitled to believe that their opinions and ideas have merit simply because they are famous.

Dude 1: "Man, can you believe the crappy lead singer from Coldplay is telling me who I should vote for? Who does he think he is?

Dude 2: "He's using his Platform Privilege. Celebrities always think we want to hear their opinions even though we all know they're complete morons and the media pukes it out to the masses because they're famous."

by sam whittemore September 3, 2020