Piaffle 

1. To piaffle pee-afful is to trip over nothing but gravity, or to walk into something. To be a complete clutzy mess.
2. If something gets piaffled, it is made into a complete disaster, or a huge mess.

1. Sara: I just tripped over nothing! How silly is that?
Karen: You just Piaffled, you clutz!

2. Carl: Dude, you just piaffled that presentation! I've never seen anything as bad.
Alex: Yeah, I made a huge disaster. that was the worst case of piaffle I've ever seen.

Piaffle by Shmeo December 14, 2012

piffle 

To lightly daub/pat concealer makeup under the eyes; a phrase used by cosmetic companies.

Don't rub, piffle!

piffle by Starchylde December 27, 2014

PiffleSmyte 

A reformed Troglodyte.

A troglodyte that suppresses it's energy throughout the seasons until winter. When it sees that winter is upon the earth, it will unleash all of its gaseous essence onto the planet; turning into PiffleSmyte. Immediately causing earthquakes, typhoons, volcanoes, in an attempt to Terraform the landscape, but instead causes immense global warming issues each fiscal and annual year.

PiffleSmyte by MrProElectro July 6, 2022

Piffle Paffle 

1. Spoken or written words that have no meaning or make no sense.

2. Foolish or unacceptable behaviour.

He was talking absolute piffle paffle.

Piffle Paffle by Rowss December 23, 2013

piffle 

A great word that means- A LOAD OF NONSENSE!!!

Guy 1- "did you know that I can hold my breath for 5 minutes!"

Guy 2- "what a load of piffle!"

piffle by lollipopgumdrop May 13, 2015

Talking Piffle 

The moment in a evening when a group of friends/acquintances reach a communal state of intoxication through whatever means drink/drugs. At this point no one talks sense and everybody turns into a piffleing mess. Often seen/heard are half finished sentences, looks of complete amazement at the piff coming out of peoples mouths and the obligutory quote "sorry what was i talking about.....".

This piffleing ramble can go on for upwards of 4-5 hours which is the way this definition is heading.

"can you remember poony talking piffle last night? ..... ive never heard such random poppycock about the outragous price of strawberry bon bons"

Talking Piffle by Bones27 April 25, 2010

pwaffle 

A poop waffle. Typically formed when feces are pressed firmly between the screen and keyboard of a laptop computer.

I opened my laptop, and to my dismay, found a fresh pwaffle inside.

pwaffle by The Duke of Pinewood October 10, 2009