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1. To piaffle pee-afful is to trip over nothing but gravity, or to walk into something. To be a complete clutzy mess.
2. If something gets piaffled, it is made into a complete disaster, or a huge mess.
1. Sara: I just tripped over nothing! How silly is that?
Karen: You just Piaffled, you clutz!

2. Carl: Dude, you just piaffled that presentation! I've never seen anything as bad.
Alex: Yeah, I made a huge disaster. that was the worst case of piaffle I've ever seen.
Piaffle by Shmeo December 14, 2012
Words you can keep
To lightly daub/pat concealer makeup under the eyes; a phrase used by cosmetic companies.
Don't rub, piffle!
piffle by Starchylde December 27, 2014

PiffleSmyte 

A troglodyte that suppresses it's energy throughout the seasons until winter. When it sees that winter is upon the earth, it will unleash all of its gaseous essence onto the planet; turning into PiffleSmyte. Immediately causing earthquakes, typhoons, volcanoes, in an attempt to Terraform the landscape, but instead causes immense global warming issues each fiscal and annual year.
PiffleSmyte by MrProElectro July 6, 2022

Piffle Paffle 

1. Spoken or written words that have no meaning or make no sense.

2. Foolish or unacceptable behaviour.
He was talking absolute piffle paffle.
Piffle Paffle by Rowss December 23, 2013
A great word that means- A LOAD OF NONSENSE!!!
Guy 1- "did you know that I can hold my breath for 5 minutes!"

Guy 2- "what a load of piffle!"
piffle by lollipopgumdrop May 13, 2015

Talking Piffle 

The moment in a evening when a group of friends/acquintances reach a communal state of intoxication through whatever means drink/drugs. At this point no one talks sense and everybody turns into a piffleing mess. Often seen/heard are half finished sentences, looks of complete amazement at the piff coming out of peoples mouths and the obligutory quote "sorry what was i talking about.....".

This piffleing ramble can go on for upwards of 4-5 hours which is the way this definition is heading.
"can you remember poony talking piffle last night? ..... ive never heard such random poppycock about the outragous price of strawberry bon bons"
Talking Piffle by Bones27 April 25, 2010
A poop waffle. Typically formed when feces are pressed firmly between the screen and keyboard of a laptop computer.
I opened my laptop, and to my dismay, found a fresh pwaffle inside.
pwaffle by The Duke of Pinewood October 10, 2009
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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