Powerpoint picnic

A sales rep providing lunch by buying all the pre-cut sandwiches from the local shop.

"The deli is out of sandwiches some knob jockey must be throwing a powerpoint picnic for the sales team.

by Working Lunch April 21, 2009

bathroom picnic

eating, drinking, pooping, and peeing at the same time

"Soo hungry and thirsty, Oh man I have to poop and pee too, waaaaa."
"Bromandude, I think it is time that you learned the ways of the bathroom picnic."

by Nefarious McClatchahands October 21, 2009

concert picnic

(verb) A practice where people sit outside of an outdoor concert so they can listen gratis to the performance. This may be done because they do not want to pay, the show is sold out, or it involves less engagement from them.

A: Did you guys go to the Jay-Z concert?
B: Yeah, but we just concert picnicked because we are cheap.

by Trubol June 8, 2011

ham picnic

When you go on a picnic with you half-sibling intending to enjoy a delicious lunch of ham and other picnic staples, but it careens off-course into an incestuous encounter that is still punctuated with a delicious ham.

After visiting their family, the two half-siblings left for the park to enjoy their spontaneous ham picnic.

by Big Papa 19 April 25, 2017

Pinicius Jr.

A glorified brazilian Dele Alli who can do nothing but score tapins and run fast. 30-year old Neymar benches him in the Brazilian national team.

-Did you see Pinicius Jr.'s tapin last night?
-Yeah, and he went to dance in front of the fans. He thinks he's Ronaldinho

by The5YardBoxMerchant September 16, 2022

picnic basket

Eeeasy pickins. A girl who would open up for you like a pleasant picnic basket on a fresh spring day. Portable, and everyone gets some of what's inside!

"what a lov-e-ly pic-a-nic basket Booboo!"
"Yogi... You know what the Ranger said."

by killerqueen May 6, 2005

picnic bench

A group chat that only spams

That “picnic bench” sucks

by Splurph June 22, 2019