Pitching on short rest

When you've jacked off and haven't had time to recharge, then try to have sex.

"Aight, I'm off the the GF's house"

"Dude! You getting it in?"

"Yeah man, but I'm pitching on short rest."

by DeeAps October 17, 2013

pitching to the rhino

Trying to woo the large and/ or unattractive lady around last call at any given bar.

When I failed to land the hot blonde's number at 1:30 am last night at the bar, my wingman , suggested that I try pitching to the rhino.

by MrFauxBot February 26, 2017

Pitting

Intentionally making yourself think your worse by assuming others think of you poorly.

Help, she's pitting again.

by Lucas24709 July 22, 2020

office pitching wedge

this is the guy that only makes the call, the play, the decision when the answer is so near, so close, so obvious ... you can practically see the answer, writings on the wall.

Jackson: Really, are you sure you want to go with it now that even the mail boy can make the decision, you're such the office pitching wedge.
Murphy : Right on brother, right on.

by lastgreatnobody March 28, 2009

Lava Pitting

This is a noun and a verb for when you take a deep hit of Marijuana into your lungs, and hold it in. Meanwhile, when the smoke is still in your lungs, pour some liquid in your mouth (ex. Orange Juice, Mango Juice, Water, etc.), then you gargle the liquid so that the smoke comes out of your mouth while you gargle, then swallow, and exhale the rest of the smoke.

Let's get some orange juice, ganja, and go Lava Pitting tonight!

by The Big Lebowski August 9, 2012

pitching a tent

See Omar-the-tent-maker.

Reverend Leroy wished he'd worn his vestment as he popped a Woodrow and began pitching a tent while he preached a sermon on the evils of homosexuality to the assembled congregation.

by harry flashman July 16, 2003

pishing

A sexual fetish related to urinating on one another during foreplay and sex.

Pishing is a fetish in which while performing oral sex, the participants stop and the female will pee on the other. Generally "playing" in and with the urine.

by cannavibe June 8, 2011