Philadelphia Fakeout

A sexual act where the man is having sex with a woman from behind, pretends to ejaculate inside of her and when she turns around he ejaculates on her face.

How Larry, that was some Philadelphia Fakeout.
Yeah, I know, I really nailed that slut.

by benatlastexit November 30, 2003

Philamena

Philamena is a beautifully rare and ancient name; only given to a female predisposed to embody the magnificence of this name. Philamena’s can be stoic, radiantly brilliant, iron-willed yet hilarious. Probably one of the funniest people you’ll ever meet. Often they are statuesque, Greek, German or Irish women, with the amazing green eyes. Temperament and bodily exquisiteness are hauntingly reminiscent of lore’s of ancient deities. Philamena’s are loyal to the core and will stand beside those they love no matter the situation. Probably best to be on their good side though. They thrive in the sun, near the water.

Person 1: That girl is simply a luminous manifestation of soul.
Person 2: Oh, her name must be Philamena.

See also Philomena

by ha-ha-you-know-who January 16, 2013

Paula Deen Diabetes

Also known as Type 2 Diabetes. The type of Diabetes you get from eating fattening or fried foods such as those made by Paula Deen.

The doc says I have to lay off the fried chicken or I will develop Paula Deen Diabetes.

by 711kid January 29, 2012

phalanx

the phalanx was a group of men, usually greek, who stood with over lapping spears, some as long as 20 feet. This formation was the greeks heavy infantry for hundreds of years. The macadonains took much of the world with this formation, and the spartans perfected it.

the strongest men would stand on the left flank

by yankee August 17, 2005

Philadelphia sidecar

When one engages in coitus with a colostomy stoma, using the stoma as a site of entry for a cock or some other pleasurable instrument.

The philadelphia sidecar I got from Tom last night nearly perforated my bowel!

by Nursy January 15, 2009

Philame

A Philame is when you set yourself and your partner on fire while s/he is giving you a blowjob. If you are wearing a flame suit, you have 30 seconds to finish before the flames burn you.

When Kirk walked into his room, he found his father set aflame receiving a philame from his wife.

by Anjii January 21, 2011

phalanthropist

like a philanthropist who gives money to charity, a phalanthropist gives his dick to charitable causes

Guy: I banged this ugly girl last night because I felt bad for her

Guy 2: Oh a, classic phalanthropist move

by phunkmaster2000 December 2, 2013